Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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CaptainBaconMan 0
It's clobberin' time!
dorowz 0
At least $3000 is probably less than those that the Who had?
doucheisnoshower 0
Holy shit dude. I would totally loose my ******* mind. Thinking he's old enough to be able to go on youtube and look at video's of The Who means, or so i presume, that he's old enough to know he shouldn't smash up your guitar. I bet your parents even told you something like "he didn't know what he was doing" or "he's still young" or shit like that. Bullshit. This is probably the worst FML I've ever read. I really, really feel sorry for you. Weeps from Europe.
Tsukasa_fml 0
I guess he owes you 3 grand.
cowwart 0
#69, really? First, its not one's responsibility to watch over their younger siblings, and second, there aren't many places in the average house that a person that is reasonably resourceful can't easily reach. Based on the fact that he is watching concerts from the Who, he is probably at least 13. That argument is exceptional flawed
Jack_Of_Spades 0
I'd beat seven shades of shit out of him for that. I love my guitar to death and if anyone did that, even my own flesh and blood, i'd kick their asses.
Heatstreak 0
lol have u thoght about sellng ur bro JK :p
msw52 0
Make him pay you back for it. He obviously has no regard for personal possension and the kid's gotta learn the value of money someway. Try holding something valuable of his for collateral
crayons_fml 0
yeah just make him pay you back for the next five years or so.
shadow_moses 0
as a guitarist i must say OUCH!!!! id ******* murder if someone smashed up my american stratocaster or my Jackson DK2, and those put together are worth half of what your guitar is, id make him pay for it.