Anonymous
Noise annoys
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Anonymous
Westfield, United States
Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML
FML4evs
United States
Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Pukey
United States
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Anonymous
No sex, lots of violins
Today, my violin broke and I have a recital coming up. I gave it to my friend to give it to the luthier and the luthier has fixed it. I asked my friend to return it to me and they became angry I was asking for too many favours. My recital is tomorrow and I can't get my hands on a violin for at least another week. FML
onemoreruinedthing
United States
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
noshow
Richardson, United States
Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML
ijustwannaplaymymusic
Jackson, United States
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Top comments
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Oh no, your little brother has a passion that isn't drugs or sex. Who approves these stories?
Charlie Given 28
O Waaahhh its just music , encourage him he could be great.
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Comments (7)
Charlie Given 28
O Waaahhh its just music , encourage him he could be great.
Gubbon 17
Why is that bad? I'd be happy if my brother would be into music and aspire to play an instrument.
Aiden89 23
Condolences to your ears.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Oh no, your little brother has a passion that isn't drugs or sex. Who approves these stories?
RichardPencil 32
I’m so sorry for you! For years, his playing is going to be unbearable. And when he gets really good, it’ll just be irritating.
zuckerburg 21
And everyone thinks they can sing.... it takes practice. Or are you some fickle bitch who doesn't learn new things and practice at getting good at them? Because BOY are you in for a surprise on how life actually works!
ViviMage 40
Better learn to love the Jaws theme!