Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
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Top comments
GodPart2 20
Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you
ComoEsJuan 24
Gives it that chunky metal sound!
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Comments (48)
GodPart2 20
Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you
ComoEsJuan 24
Gives it that chunky metal sound!
MrBoredomioo 18
but its an acoustic guitar
SideOfTheAngels 23
What on earth possessed him to that? And it sucks you got the blame. Hope you didn't get covered in puke (or injured, for that matter).
Sethan01 24
Probably alcohol.
patts_ 23
I think we all know what you need to do to your older brother now...
warsun 27
Not really
JMichael 26
It's simple. Kill The Batman.
ironmany_fml 23
no, kill the black guy.. the black guy always dies first.. lol
Markovski 18
Wow, how quick people judge situations.
Delial 14
. . . with the puke still inside?
MVDN 8
I'm surprised this app isnt like iFunny where the top comments are funny.. I hope you guys know that a lot of these incidents are made up.
grajax 24
Orrrrr you could not use this app and not enjoy the stories and comments, funny or not.
Jdlove2 20
?
abNormal62 23
So now she has an a"caustic" guitar?
abNormal62 23
See a guitar you like? Try it out! Take your puke! No pick! Take your pick! Not take a puke. Too late. Never mind
myselfkk 20
Hope you don't got injured..seems like ur brother is pathological lier and sister has anger issues..both needs to be adressed...