Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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Curtieeeez 0
Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.
evilwoody 0
man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.
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Curtieeeez 0
Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.
doctorbob 0
yea do that and make the bitch pay for a new one
qwerty475 0
That really sucks..... Make her buy you a new one than put tacs under her sheets - just for payback
springbirder2 0
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ravinderkaler 0
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testing_fml 0
Right socialist.
MasterModeraor 0
Who is this steam guy that your mom wishes to blow?
ieatpussy 0
If my sister did that to my guitars.... she would be dead lol
thabeast 0
yeah these guys got the right idea^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dragodon64 0
I'm no guitar fan, but there is NO excuse for destroying other people's belongings, especially ones with high material or emotional value. Break her bones as she broke your guitar.
xTIGERxLILYx 0
Or punch her in the face to 1. blow off your own steam 2. make your mom feel better (and maybe she'll buy you a new guitar for being own her side) 3. because your sister's not only crazy, but needs to be shut down
Coffee_Kaioken 0
Dude, I feel your pain. Sister/mom fights are so loud. When it happens in my household it usually goes on for like half an hour straight.
shelbysue282 0
yea i agree. if that was me though, i would've cried. and my guitar isnt $1000....wow.
relentlesswalrus 0
lol
relentlesswalrus 0
y does it make me have to comment when i hit the back button? dont reply just throwing this out there.
dontbugme 0
bummmer
AzraelSonOfSatan 7
Because that's the 'reply' button.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Same here dude. OP I feel your pain!!!
vlopez917 19
freaking Hilarious !!
Fucks_To_Be_You 0
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If it was a Gibson, than that sucks. If it wasn't, well it really doesn't matter.
MrZach 0
You're a moron. lol. Gibson is just a brand name. I can find hundreds of guitars better than any Gibson. so stfu.
sadistmonkey 19
dude, lay off the gibson
thrawg 0
gibson is awesome specially the Les Pauls
BARGH111 0
Gibson are sh*t lol, my squire sounds better than most gibsons, tho i guess its proof a bad worker always blames his tools...thooo for a $1000 i think id agree with all those who say beat the crap out of her...and then when shes better beat the crap out of her again...thats alotta money to loose cos of PMS...
emorockerownage 9
hell yes
golden333 0
I agree #55, I remember one time where my buddy and I were on our guitars (me on my squier and him on his les paul) and he was impressed with my guitar. Fender rocks. Now I have respect for Gibsons, but they're not the best guitars out there, I've heard much better guitars with prices that are actually decent.
darkmis1 18
Yes it does matter-it cost $1,000. It doesnt matter what brand name it was.
elseany 0
gibsons suck
nwc020 0
I have an epiphone sg and it sounds just as good or better then my friends gibson sg which cost $1500 more
Death_Banana 0
Gibsons are SOOOO overrated.
Leoplum 0
Ehh, they both suck. Ibanez ftw.
RPGod 0
Make her pay for it.
yake12 0
#185 = WIN
JBVL 0
I prefer Taylors...but gibsons are good too. :)
MetallicaRules19 4
ESP for the win
donttrollplease 0
Gibsons suck, I play a custom
nixibeast 0
yeah I have a fender strat and a epiphone cherry SG my step bro drew shit over it with a sharpie I broke his nose and dislocated his jaw
guitarbeast 22
Having both a nice strat with various upgrades including custom pickups and a stock les Paul, I would say that the les Paul is better, but the strat still sounds really nice
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Jackson, BC Rich, ESP, Ibanez, Schecter... They ALL shit over Gibsons. I know from experience. I had my heart set on an Explorer till I picked up a King V, and honestly everything is better. I left the store with that same King V
Kazze 31
Hey now, don't hate on Jackson. I've had a Fender, an Ibanez, and played on a Schecter and Gibson before, and I still think my Jackson sounds best. It's mostly a matter of personal preference, just like it is for all of you guys saying Gibson is the best and etc. Instead of arguing over brands, just shred. It shoudnt matter whether someone is playing on a $50 guitar or a $5000 guitar, what matters is they're playing. :)
TheShiphoo 14
Fender master race.
jm88 0
Someone's gonna die tonight. what a little prissy beesh.
Finnboghi 0
You're on the internet, we don't mind if you say bitch. And she really, really is. I think she's going to become a mass murderer.
HeyitsPheddy 0
A mass murderer for smashing guitars? Uh maybe if she was smashing kittens.
blalien 0
Smashing guitars is just gateway violence. What's going to happen when the girl's cat pees on the bed, and there is no guitar in sight? She needs serious psychological help.
metalcruton 0
kill thy bitch if she touches thy guitar I just went anciabt on ur ass
natsaysheyyy 16
WTF?! OP wasn't even in the argument...
geesquared 0
I think your sister may have anger issues.
tjoetjoe 0
are you crying? i would be! i feel for you
glitter_kiss 0
smash some of her stuff
easylazy 0
Hahahha she should of just shot some pillows like in Analyze This
deathbunny256 0
maybe she was so angry, she went to her happy place where she was pretending to be a rock star and got caught up in the illusion
evilwoody 0
man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.
suck54u 0
Me too. If anyone smashed my guitar(s) I would be sooo pissed off. $1000...I agree. He should smash some of her shit, or make her buy you a new one.
meanie_monday 0
If my sister broke my guitar... she would not be alive...
metalcruton 0
my dad almost broke mine till I threw something else at him to distract him
vdturner25 15
#9 has the right idea. Break her shit till it equals 1K. I'm a guitar player too and those things aren't the cheapest. I sincerely hope your find a way to make her pay
burnforeternity 30
No you make her buy you the identical version, THEN break $1000 of her stuff, because she had no right
redbluegreen 41
She better pay for that. $1000 guitar? That's ridiculous just for a tantrum. I'm with #9.
Wtfisflapdoodle 0
I would just sell some of her stuff to pay for it.
BLNovelist 0
Agreed. I don't care if they just beat her black and blue and broke all her possessions, there was NO reason she had to go take it out on you, OP. She needs to pay for that guitar.