Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Jareth_fml 0
Kick the everloving shit out of him. Twice.
demons_dreaming 0
I have three guitars, a 2005 Les Paul Gothic, a Gibson Korina Explorer (Allen Collins Tribute) and a '59 gold top Les Paul. they sit proudly on guitar stands in my bedroom. Why should i have to hide them from my little brother? what i feel you should do is talk to your parents and tell them what happened, and demand your parents replace it, or your brother... next, i would sit down and talk to him, and give him his first Life Lesson: RESPECT MY SHIT.
GrapefruitZoe 0
If I saw someone do something that halfassed to my SCHOOL vibes and marimbas, trust me, DEATH IS IMMINENT.
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
I agree with 104 and everyone else like him. but seriously, i think you should bitch at him or your parents (or both XD) every day for the next month. that should work. :) if not, well, do something like that to him. or humiliate him. BADLY. what goes around comes around. :)
West92 0
I think it's time to murder a sibling after that... XD
walkemskies 0
MAKE HIM PAY
IrishPride12 0
aw, man. i hate that. i play guitar. mine is cheap, but my siblings do hell on it. i know your pain, man. they haven't smashed mine or anything, but i've probably paid $3000 for new strings, etc. because they think that the sound strings make when they snap is funny.
IrishPride12 0
i feel your pain. my siblings do stuff like that to my guitar too (it's not $3000, but it's a schecter; that's a quality guitar). well, they haven't smashed it, but i've had to pay for my fair share of new strings, etc. (i even had to replace one of my emg pickups once...), and i must say, people who don't play guitar don't really get it.
brcck 0
I'm scared to ask but... What kinda guitar? Like... I'm stretched for a $450 guitar hahah. I would kill him.
brcck 0
I'm scared to ask but... What kinda guitar? Like... I'm stretched for a $450 guitar hahah. I would kill him.