Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
Lifeisgay 0
Take like his psp or sumthing and step on it then throw it in his face
Murdock7x4 0
LOL
redviper747 0
I really feel for you dude. I have three guitars myself, and they're my babies. If anything happened to them I would be completely pissed!
galad2003 0
I guess you should have spent 3g on having your own place so your little brother couldn't break your stuff.
jmaczor 0
does your little bro have any common sense?
vdv_fml 0
wow your little brother is an idiot...he has no respect for you or your stuff...sorry though...siblings can be annoying
alex_vik 1
You should smash his TV, his favorite toy, or his face. I vote face.
chelseybuns 0
That's super bad. I would feel like shit if that happend to me ... but it didn't! Wow. You're brother sucks. Im very protective of my things, mostly around my sisters :S.
King_of_Kings 3
The Who is more so known for their energetic stage performances of being able to perform one song right after another with little breaks. they usually take 1 break that's usually 5 or 10 minutes tops. they did the instrument smashing in their early career but they're not known for that as much. oh, and don't complain about the price. i've seen guitars worth over 20,000 dollars. those are usually the limited special edition guitars made as collectables to envy the legends such as Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, etc.
some1outthere 0
This is a good opportunity to take revenge at a family reunion 20 years from now. Go and burn down his house.