Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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MajorLeeScrewed 0
Kick the shit out of him.
Panicattackx5 0
Stab that ******. I would kill someone for doing that to my baby, which is only worth 1/3 of that
iamspartacus2 0
THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! #92, I am a guitarist too. I would annhilate anyone who broke my Schecter. But if that guitar is a Fender, well, that is what he gets for paying $3000 for a Fender. (Not that I haven't bought two cheaper Fenders myself).
Sens_fan9 0
If it was my bro I would kill him. I got a 3000 Limited Edition Silverburst Gibson Les Paul. It's great. I would eat him alive if he made a scratch on it.
BEB131 0
OMG that made me flinch. I'd kill him, cuz you can never get the exact same guitar again. I have a Gison Les Paul studio. The day i bought it i went through every one of the exact same model in the store, all completely different to me.
jshen 0
How old is your little brother? Never, never keep expensive objects within their reach :P. But hey, you should make him pay you when he gets older and has a job
Brett2873 0
Make the prick pay for it
B00_fml 0
Demand he reimburse you, even if he has to pay you all his allowance for the next several years. What a prick of a brother.
pikachu_01 0
That sucks!!! Make him pay for it!
blololol1337 0
If someone did that to my Telecaster I would beat the shit out of them.