Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and it's not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked, "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML
Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML
Today, I was told I can’t wear a nose ring at my new job because several customers "don’t like it." It’s a very small nose ring and the job is a shack that serves food through a window. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview and was rejected for having a 'visible' tattoo. It's white ink, so you can't see it unless you look super closely. The only reason they knew about it was because I was honest and mentioned it when asked if I had any tattoos. I guess honesty is not the best policy. FML
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Top comments
arienh4 0
That'd be a true, but short FML. "Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. FML"
0___0 9
What do you expect of a McDonald's manager?
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Comments (34)
Jade_fml 0
hahaha yeah i was thinking that too maybe you should have stopped at i got a job interview at Maccas lol
0___0 9
What do you expect of a McDonald's manager?
DamnDatFML 0
In Soviet Russia Mcdonalds works at your fat ass
arienh4 0
That'd be a true, but short FML. "Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. FML"
teentee401 37
We make fun of McDonald's employees, yet without them we couldn't get our Big Macs and McMuffins.
Mattyknows 0
You didn't get a job at mcdonalds. Thank your lucky stars you have that mole.
sabrage 0
Wow, I would never remove a piercing for a job at a food joint. An office, sure, but McDonalds is trash.
Dilwann 27
Hygiene, maybe?
Nena_100 15
#29 piercings have nothing to do with hygiene though. I work for the state and still dont have to remove any of my piercings.
Dunne147 0
agreed with #1, applying at McDonald's is FYL enough
elliekinslurvsya 0
agree with #1. FYL.
MissFreshx7 0
ew i hate moles.
ktizzley2k 8
Eww, I hate your personality.
rockcaar3 7
Get rekt son
TheSickness 0
Haha. I agree with 1 and 9.
happygoluckyhh 0
I agree with number one. YDI for interviewing at McDonalds.