Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.
UnluckyLatina 22
Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass
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Comments (46)
BadDay98 18
Is your sister 8 years old??
knightofdarkness 21
no, she is just stupid
nityasomaiya 46
Or english isn't her first language.
rachelottavia 16
You know, to her point, breaking it in sounds exactly like what she did. Gotta love the English language
vampivy23 16
Well, I mean, English isn't the only language with idioms...
ImTheAlpha 30
That reminds me isn't there a phrase in Spanish that basically says to not care a cucumber?
IronMan_Mk43 20
Ouch
WellThatWasRude 27
Well, Christmas is in about 7 months. Maybe your parents will buy you a new one then, even though it's so far away. I hope you get a new one soon!
ColonelCusswords 24
Theres an appearent language barrier in effect
thawny_fml 21
I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.
OysterPearls 33
Yeah, don't fret OP, maybe you'll get another one somehow.
Destiel_ 11
that pun was glorious.
HighasaCloud 46
Where did she happen to get access to a hammer? I can only assume she must be in the single digit age group to misunderstand such a statement
Batkid217 14
it's a shame she broke your guitar, you could have made some smashing tunes
UnluckyLatina 22
Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass
iwanttogotoparis 26
*cringes*