Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
whitehawk_fml 0
choke him out and then break. his shoulder
junior2012 0
omg!! I would have beat the crap out of that kid. smashing your 3000 dollar guitar. its bad enough as it is because musicians have a connection with there instrument but on top of that it's mad expensive.
harrywestt 0
I feel your pain, my little bro destroyed a 2k bass that my dad got me for Christmas a few years ago.
helloimjoshlol 0
just sayin there would be blood everywhere : ) but yeah im really sorry bro :/
helloimjoshlol 0
if someone messed up my flute i would shank them to death with the jagged edges
EvanRL 0
Gibson Les Paul Custom?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Oh heck... My little brother snapped the strings on my guitar and, when I replaced them, he snapped the new ones too. But those are just the strings, easily replaceable and I was bloody furious... I can't imagine how you must have felt!
Emmysmiles 2
aawh! hate that brah.
egorus 0
Don't let your bro get your guitar!!! FYL, still That sucks
seacadet 18
Beat the ever loving shit out of him! Then make I'm pay for it!