Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
wakefreak33 0
You should be able to claim it under your home owners policy, you will just be left paying the deductible, which might be easier to get your brother or parents to do.
kitten_kelly 0
ooh he would of been on my death list.. either that or id beat him
MTBowen11191993 0
Of all the things you could smash up, a $3,000 guitar... I am afraid of saying what I would do to him.
rocker8877 0
**** you #4. I would physically and mentally scar him for life If someone broke my guitar! And I'd make them pay for it >:D
Jessaly_fml 0
I don't blame him, I wish I was The Who too, they're fairly badass. (and yes, I wish I was THE WHOLE BAND)
Nacirema20 0
lol. xD i LOVE the Who!!!!!! xD they're an awesome band...! lol. neways thats sti ****** up! FYL.
EveryDayJackAss 0
oh man thats really sad.....how old is your brother anyways? but age isnt important i'll still beat the shit out of a 10 month old, a 10 year old, and even a 100 year old if someone broke my guitar and carry their body back to the store as payment for a new guitar...well......R.I.P your $3000 guitar
DancerChic31 0
my cousin did that with my $1100 flute. I FEEL UR PAIN!
MasterHurricane 0
break his arm
cooper666 2
Stab him with a piece of the guitar! I don't know if I should laugh or cry...