Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
megamouth2 1
I'm guessing it was a gibson of some sort? They don't do much for what they're worth, anyway :P
EvanRL 0
I know, Gibsons are totally overpriced. I'd like to have a Gibson Firebird if they were $800. lol
Opacus 0
Holy crap, I would've killed him. I honestly can't stand bands that smash 1000+ dollar guitars either. If you're gonna break em anyway, just give em to me instead!
YDIlover 0
I agree with #2! ha #4 it's worth it for a guitar that good and that well loved! Believe me! Also, OP, it depends on how old you both are. If you're both under 18 I'd complain to your parents. Otherwise, kill him. lol You've got to make him pay for it (literally and not so literally)...I'm guessing he's only young if he was stupid enough to smash your guitar though, so make his life hell (ruin any girlfriend chances etc) I'm almost afraid to ask: What type was it?
nikkirito 0
Seriously, I hope you make him pay for it.
siobhan_fml 0
No jury would convict you.
arcades_fire 0
...is your brother mentally retarded?
elfuzzo 0
Make him pay for it. He probably can't afford it now, but when he gets a job, he owes you. With interest.
iBou_fml 4
sell his virginity to a moron and with the money, buy a new one!
wtfdidido 0
Superglue and duck-tape it back together. If you think the tape would make it look ugly use lots of scotch tape so it's clear. :)
bravesman1983 0
Don't leave your guitar where some little kid can get to it. You deserved it.
davidp_fml 0
there was no way to predict that this would happen. so he doesn't deserve it all