Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
effliffe 0
holy shit i would have absolutely murdered him
quesoesbueno59 0
That's just not right. Hopefully your parents would understand and would pay a bit for another one while brother pays the rest. Or better yet, he pays for it all.
cthulhu1138 1
You could probably pimp him out to a few pedophiles and get the money back by the end of the month.
rukusrazor 0
Know the feeling. How many times people think they can scratch.. just to ruin a rare record and some expensive cartridge styluses. Ugh.
Jordan10la 0
Maybe you should try to find an old video of someone smashing their brother?
ejvlols 0
sell him to a pedophile ... for more. lol
jdcaliff 0
dayem. what kind of guitar was it?
Blanadestroyer 0
Sue The Who for having such a foul influence on youngsters. Demand a new guitar + compensation for emotional harm, like another 5 grand or so. Get yourself a cheap banjo and run it through your bro's head. Makes a nice KERRRAIIINNG! sound when smashed. Videotape it. YouTube it.
you_not_me_OWNED 0
how bad was the damage? i once tried it with a really old useless electric guitar, and it took me 7 swings onto the pavement outside my house to break it in half. maybe mine was just a tough guitar, but i'd imagine that the damage would be at least repairable.
Zwink 0
What a dumbass!! Tell your parents before you do anything to him otherwise they will ground you, and make him buy you a brand new one. That REALLY sucks!!!