Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
xmscluvrx 0
3 grand? Good gravy that sucks. But more so than the money, if you're willing to top cash like that on a guitar I'm sure that there was some serious love for it. And #12, you can't rag on The Who. They're one of the best classic rock bands of all time. So at least the kid was trying to copy a good band, not like some of the crappy bands nowadays.
SonicSophie 0
#20 That's just stupid. It's not as if the OP left it surrounded with signs saying "break me!" They just had a guitar, why hide it from people? It's ridiculous.
itsTiffany 0
He better be paying for it... followed by some much needed strangling.
skiiergirl1313 0
That sucks dude
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Wow well that's Craptacular. I suggest you break his legs! Jk Well lets jus hope something that he values shatters in a jillion pieces in his face, soon :]
LOLatU 0
#1 hope he pays for it? wheter its through blood or actual dollars... there will be a down payment on a replacement
Schwabra 1
Dude, I almost started crying. I guess id doesn't matter much how ****** up was it, all that matters is that the little brat did smash it. How old is he - I mean, how much of a chance do you have of any compensation? I hope the guitar at least wasn't old.
Toas7 0
Beat his ass.
Soraen 0
Oh my God I cringed. I would weep with the power of a thousand gods if somebody ****** my guitar up, and I only paid 75 for mine D: That's ****** up :|
starvingxartist 0
which is when you say, oh, i guess now you're going to get a job and all of the money is going to me until you pay for my guitar. and give him a good smack in the head for being a dumbass.