Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father pulled me aside as I was heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said, "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your shorts pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML
Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Death_From_Above 0
nice try guy. but she's right
vinzk_fml 6
haha your mom is awesome.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (170)
Death_From_Above 0
nice try guy. but she's right
bloobelly 0
That was terribly unfunny...
TayonaC 10
your guys eyes are really pretty :) -10
ifyouseekamy666 0
op you're probably proof that it doesn't work
Macromartyr 3
If you're old enough to be having sex, you're more than capable of doing your own laundry...
mcintosh123 15
#10 I love my third arm.
ImInABox 6
41- That's a very good point. And you're old enough to learn to check your pockets beforehand. Shame shame.
iLikeWaffles155 5
I'm into octopussies! jk
freddyisepic 2
lol 38
princessbits 17
76, your picture is a win
JojoChuo 8
I agree with 87 xD
killerpenguin4 9
72, I have 7 arms are you into that? lol
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
76 I gave you a thumbs up for your picture xD
nalia18 8
76 i would have taken the one in the bak... whaatt? Its easier to jump out and run for your life in the bak... just sayin
22cute 17
YDI for making your Mom do your laundry, for leaving crap in your pockets like a child, for freaking just because you have a parent who's comfortable with sexuality.
greendaygirl112 0
wow..... not really an fml
vinzk_fml 6
haha your mom is awesome.
Smoofy_Bliss 3
I agree hah. That's something my mom would do!
DboyCorleone 0
This
ImaWiseGuy 5
well, op's mom does make a valid point....
Tuesdays76 0
Box of condoms: $5.99 Cheap bottle of booze: 16.00 A mother with a sense of humor: Priceless.
ImInABox 6
Can I take the booze?
docscientist 10
$16 for a bottle of booze? Jesus!
mimi_animee 18
op's mom is awsome!!! :D if i was a guy and my mom found a comdom in my pocket she would freak and ground me forever ahaha XD
xo_kat_xo 0
???
KiddNYC1O 22
85- My mom would freak if she found nothing in my pocket. Protection first!
FNFPhilly 0
OP's mom is lucky she didn't flip a shit this isn't an FML more like a TML
Nhk_fml 4
Haha true
worksux31 0
you can't? damn it now someone tells me!
Katie_the_Great 6
haha wow, a Chuck Norris pokemon card!
sirdolittle 0
Everybody knows that you can use them only twice. After the first time, simply turn it inside out !
yuggi1 11
lol. This reminds me of a picture in fail blog about a granny hanging washed used-pads. Eww.
cuddleme 0
Uh oh...
flickyourbic1223 7
42 The first time I read your comment I thought it was a joke about the Chuck Norris pokemon card and then I read it again. I must admit, it was much funnier the first time.
sirdolittle 0
Well, at least I tried ! And it was more an attempt at saying something stupid, than funny. But I don't get how it would be funny about the chuck Norris card. Then again, most of the Norris-jokes won't even make me smile, so ...
khaya 9
Recycling is saving the environment, that's why I recycle everything including condoms.
ImInABox 6
^This explains the rise in population of prom night dumpster babies.
KasCiaYr 0
Do not forget to recicle your sperm. It's very nutritious.
sailorzoe 14
good advice?
thesparkman97 0
I almost threw up because of those tattoos. Your prof said not to judge you from them, im not, theyre just N A S T Y.
FinnaHolla 0
Well. I must have been using them completely wrong this whole time then! I could have sworn "condoms" were fancy party balloons.... that's why my grandmas birthday party was so awkward..,
TheJester12 15
don't be silly, grandparents don't believe in condoms, thus the rampant amount of std's raging in our senior population. gross, I know.
SofaKingFast 0
Haha 9. It's funny cause it's true :p
mattmadden 0
Haha how'd you know?
mattmadden 0
Haha how'd you know?
mimi_animee 18
that just made my day!!! :D
RainbowHeadache 2
At least she can make a joke out of it.
saraitkddh 47
it's the best way to avoid such awkward situation
TheJester12 15
"honey, you know how I feel about you playing with mini waterballons inside the house"
3DLoli 0
If your condoms are like mini water balloons, you have a problem.
TheJester12 15
w8 I thought it was normal to use mini waterballoons as condoms......I mean, they save me a shit ton of cash and they come in a variety of fantastic colors... what's the problem? :)
jessxoxo28 5
lmao awkward moment much?
russellbrandon33 0
hey you about to have a birthday! happy birthday!