Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML
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fearthereaper79 0
Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch
perdix 31
Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.
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Comments (128)
cockoftherock 0
you ran for it because your forest.
dirtyblond 4
FOREST Definition: A person who doesn't **** around. Is very tall and very big. Always carry's a weapon with him. He is able to knock someone out with one blow to the face. When you see a Forest, you run. Example: "What happened to you?!" "This Forest came out of nowhere and kicked the shit out of me."
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op at least you get to go snowboarding!(: It was like 80-something here yesterday! Im so glad it was chilly again today(:
That1TallK1d 0
Your glad that it's chilly??
kcnutt10 1
Yea.....that's what he said, 65.
Taz_the_Spaz 0
Am I the only one annoyed by dirtyblonde?....Now she will attempt to create another witty comment, likely another definition.
DudeImBetter 0
I think she's copy and pasting from urban dictionary or something.
insanesna1l 0
I thought it was a humerous definition. And everyone likes a dirty blonde
leedivinchi 0
I love dirtyblond!
lilf13rsc 4
yeah dirtyblond dose piss me off, I have herd all her "definitions" before from other people.
cockoftherock 0
ya sorry hun (dirty blond) but your definition was pathetic. it was put on an online source by some loser who wants to create a false persona on a website for those with the name forest. and he did this for dumbass's like you. almost forgot....isn't run forest run, and the forest I was referring to from the movie FOREST gump. ya thought so
dirtyblond 4
haters gonna hate!
fearthereaper79 0
Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch
Temi25 6
omg op is a girl, that was really mean i wonder if she ever found her glove
dirtyblond 4
Definition: The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind. Example: Proof that girls are evil: First, girls need time and money: Girl = Time * Money And we know that time is money: Girl = Money * Money We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = Evil ^ 1/2 Therefore: Money ^ 2 = Evil So we are forced to conclude that: Girl = Evil
TrimKibbles 12
dirtyblond, please stop, writing crappy definitions doesn't make you intelligent or clever, because you most likely copied it off urban dictionary.
techweed 12
remember Forrest life is like a Box of chocolates u never know what ur gonna get
SassiestLemon 2
Chill, she can post whatever she wants. Besides, I think she's pretty funny sometimes
srgsk9 9
+1, Except I'd have thrown one down the hill and make THEM chase it.
dirtyblond 4
haters gonna hate!
dirtyblond 4
HATERS GONNA HATE
ethanperches 7
He Robin Williams
TayonaC 10
we know what Mj would want in order to get the glove back... a little boy. so unless you have a little brother ur sol
Chibipanda 1
Lmfao~
aback 5
Why did you have to "frantically chase after" it? Where was it going besides the bottom of the hill? Was it your ride home? What-?
thisismyname_fml 1
Maybe because those things are really expensive and running down a hill in snow gear is really uncomfortable/hard compared to being on a board?
McMan 23
Maybe it was a large hill with a lot of trees. I'd hate to walk down a large hill when I could just snowboard down it or never find it again because it was lost among the trees.
jupiter80 0
frantically is more descriptive
mayndaapathetic 4
#6 winXD
skulluks 0
It must have been a special polymer made of Jesus c*m and sunshine shit.
buchikiki 1
dude. letting a board down a hill is dangerous to everyone else. it can pick up speed pretty fast and could knock people off or something. idk, i'd be scared of a loose board sliding down towards me, lol.
TayonaC 10
man now I feel bad. I just made fun of a dead wom... man. how could I do such a thing?
sarabraun8 7
Lmfao!
BellaMarta 19
Must've been a special glove.
jeh101 4
EXTREMELY SPECIAL :)
Bosia 0
Or maybe going out in the snow with a bare hand would have been unbearably cold.
hellogoodbye1996 6
well actually you have to wear a glove because when your going really fast down a hill it can be dangerous not to wear a glove. if you fell that ice will cut your hand up really bad.
irokyoursox 6
I like special things
perdix 31
Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.
sarebear987 0
Win! ^^
rmbroad 0
Haha thats from forrest Gump, Bitch
alyssaxoxomichel 0
really ahahha you should have made some stupid comment backk lol