Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I overheard coworkers talking about someone showing up with lettuce or something in their teeth. I laughed and joked it “could never be me.” Later, in the bathroom mirror, I discovered I’d had the same exact green blob stuck between my front teeth for hours. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? **** you, spinach.
yeti37 16
Grin and bear it.
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Comments (24)
DeMiddleMan 7
its lonely being the only comment
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
You get first comment and that's what you say?
yeti37 16
Grin and bear it.
Georgia0p 17
Maybe nobody noticed and it just looks bigger to you ?
iTzSelverZz 14
That's one way to make people look at you while your talking
sarkaar 30
Maybe the piece made you look a lot more appetising than usual.
DocBastard 40
Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? **** you, spinach.
Welshite 40
Popeye takes offense to that.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I went to the comments just to like this one. LOL Thank you for the chuckle this morning.
MrSassypants 34
It's always spinach. I don't even eat spinach and I get it stuck in my teeth, but that's more my fault than anyone else's.
ana_lee_bonde 17
nice pic #7
yeti37 16
That's DocBastard, #20! He's a legend in these FML parts.
Jasim 17
That's why you always have to check yourself in the mirror.
purelymixed 17
Shoulda woulda coulda looked in a mirror, but ya didn't
BlondePsycho 43
Im already imagining someone doing the illustrated FML for this, the guy comes back to his dorm and theres a full steak dinner between his front teeth.
Eyalsh 32
do this. put me on the hall of fame!
tranced_ 45
If nobody pointed it out then maybe nobody noticed it?