Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML
Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
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_Mazza_ 0
They obviously have bad taste, because Indiana Jones' satchel is awesome.
lendmeyourteeth 0
maybe they just don't know about high fashion
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lendmeyourteeth 0
maybe they just don't know about high fashion
kingston52 0
its a european shoulder bag
masanya 0
Exactly, they probably just have a different taste and are incredibly rude since they think it's okay to criticize like that.
billyhirvine09 0
maybe you just had an ugly bag
recognizedd 0
stop whining or you won't get anywhere in life
sloppyflow 1
yea, beauty is in the eye of beholder applies here very well
Soreeyeah 17
It's a murse!!!!
Crickmasta 0
sounds a little like Hangover, when they were making fun of Allen
whataloadofbull 0
Dude that's what I was thinking... I hate it when people put up totally not funny and plagiarized FMLs.
Mr_Cool72 0
yea the hangover for suure
raNDMGUy 5
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Its-not-a-man-purse-its-a-satchel-Indiana-Jones-has-one/242174432585?ref=nf i dont call fake, i just reckon that the guys were saying it because it's from the hangover
katydraw 0
^^ I agree I don't think the guy who said that was being very original.
meowx 0
Do you expect people on the street to know about fashion? Especially guys? :P
shroOmz 0
soo tru
TheTragicReturn 0
It's true with an E.
ilovefatcats 12
THE HANGOVER!!!!!!!! it's not a man pures, it's a satchle. Indiana jones has one. I HEART FAT JESUS
BigMacBoi 3
So does Joy Bayhart.
Darkhumor 0
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, i'm sure some people would like it. FYL for missing a chance to make an insensitive "GAAAAAAAAY" slur tho
deafgirlwalking 0
Lol mte.
_Mazza_ 0
They obviously have bad taste, because Indiana Jones' satchel is awesome.
thecirclingskies 0
**** yes.
telfie 0
I third this completly truthful statement.
FrenchFry321 0
ummm agree with #2
letitride555 0
Thats from The Hangover the movie they were just reciting the lines and thought it was perfect because you have satchel
amy397123 0
This.
hasty_D 0
Don't listen to them, people wouldn't say it's ugly if a famous designer did this. trust me, i know what iam talking about.
shuzuko 2
No, you obviously don't. I think a lot of shit is ugly, even when a famous designer has made it. Some of the crap these designers come up with should never have been made and needs to be burned in a giant "fashion faux-pas" bonfire. Like the Bonfire of the Vanities in Italy, only it's the Bonfire of the Really Ugly Shit that has Been Made in the Name of Fashion. I mean, have you SEEN some of the supposedly avant-garde crap they design? It's so freaking ugly! This is the only reason I gave up being a fashion designer and decided to be a concept artist instead. I'd never make it as a designer because I only design stuff that people would actually want to wear :|
wa2_ev 0
it's probably a sign!
starshine3987 0
I'm. Voting YDI. For anyone. Who improperly uses. Periods. To emphasize. A point. All. That does. Is make it. Hard to read.