Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.
WCARlover 35
awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it
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Comments (62)
cheesecakex 5
At least it's someone :)
Iamnotmyself 17
Pedobear approves! Unfortunately for you the US government and most of society does not. Including me. Watch you back OP
polysyllabist 3
Just play the long game. 13 years isn't that long.
imacreeper 3
18, your comment is disturbing. Even for me.
seanders 10
If there's grass in the field play ball. If not just flip them over and play in the mud.
klonopin_ftw 0
loli acquired. mission accomplished.
flockz 20
could be worse... could be your co worker's 5 year old grandson.
bbucaro98 0
maybe some people are into that?
marinus_fml 20
I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.
ImaginaryFoe 1
He could embrace the opportunity to use the kid as girl-bait. It always works. Always.
shybear15 0
not always
woahwoahwow 9
as long as you don't return the feelings in kind..
Likeasombooddee 0
Go for it
MrSassypants 34
Hey your not pedobear... or maybe you are?
EmoLover681 0
thats disgusting ..
WCARlover 35
awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it
CJ77NT 0
easy there sparky, she's a bit young for ya
AddyI 0
I'm sure someone has had a crush on you before. they just hid it
green_eggs_and_h 0
Wait thirteen more years?
SirObvious 1
that's what I'm saying.
dudeitsdanny 10
It's not that long. There's a few FML about older guys dating younger girls. Nothing wrong with robbing the cradle! Unless, you know.. She's still in the cradle..
Hockeyboy4280 18
No, That's what 9 said
coolp3son 0
you should go for it
Egnar 19
MOST crushes go unresolved, especially with girls, because people are too afraid to act on their impulses. . .Which in turn either becomes regret later in life or one of the FML situations where somebody develops a "love" for somebody whom hardly knows them, which ends poorly. You have no idea how many girls have had a crush on you in your life - It could be 0, you're right, but it also could have been 12. As for the 5 year old?. . It might feel weird, but it's cute. Pretty sure your life is just fine.
shybear15 0
exactly... I've only told one guy that I've liked that I like him... out of lotss of guys