Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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NthDakotaBeaches 12
This FML is lacking crucial details...
Amateur_Dank 17
You never know what you'll see on the train...
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Comments (112)
iHyperModz 22
I see mine every day
Jord_Fox 14
Soooo japan?
Wideout40 21
I hope that is metaphorical.
teentee401 37
You're old enough to ride a train to work and you haven't seen a dick yet? You must not use the Internet much...
bluefairy_fml 24
She probably meant it was the first time she saw a dick in real life. A picture is not the same thing.
AndyKeselogano 8
I'm sure this wasn't the first dick you've ever seen. There are plenty of them around the world. Attitudes can suck!
strawberrydreams 18
Welcome to the Meat Train.
that_guy31 12
wtf
Dictionaryspeaks 18
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Migole 36
Apart from the obvious discomfort of the situation. Did noone of you guys ever see your father/brother/male friends (at kindergarten age) naked? Like really? Or do you mean your first real dick as a teenager?
MyUsernameisEpic 29
I don't know about you, but I've never seen my father naked...
sulvan182 15
Plus if one grows up and is still a virgin I doubt anyone is gonna remember the image of a family members private parts..
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
I was eight...my friend's brother is messed up.