Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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NthDakotaBeaches 12
This FML is lacking crucial details...
Amateur_Dank 17
You never know what you'll see on the train...
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Comments (112)
vikky538 29
May not just for you but its first time for 99% people in that train to see a dick in train
Sandsh8rk 36
Seems like a typical day on the Sydney Trains network to me.
Silk_Routes 14
well congratulations...hope the count begins in your favour...enjoy Op
Adamjohn82 19
This is why I live in the country.
RyanBee 14
I've watched enough Japanese Animated **** to know where this is going. Lmfao
Dude23417 8
There are dicks all around us... You just happened to see one in between two legs instead of one walking on two legs
MidnightB 23
This gives, "The early bird gets the worm", a whole different meaning.
worldclassrager 41
What is with public transportation and men whipping it out?
John_in_Oz 12
I've seen hundreds of them sitting while a pregnant woman is standing.
randome101 12
Oh Australia... You see a snake around every corner there I guess.