Today, my girlfriend was watching an online video by some vegan girl with a bad fringe talking about bulk buying food to stay healthy. My immediate remark was, "Bulk buy a new fringe, bitch." It went very quiet before my girlfriend replied, "That's my sister." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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TomeDr 25
Rule of thumb: do not call ANY woman a bitch, especially one you don’t know. You’ll get in less trouble that way.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
soooooo... you didn't know your "girlfriend" had a sister?
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TomeDr 25
Rule of thumb: do not call ANY woman a bitch, especially one you don’t know. You’ll get in less trouble that way.
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
I don’t blame you
skippydoda 32
Don't insult women in front of other women... Doesn't end well.
bluhbluhbluh 14
how about... Don't insult anybody infront of anybody?
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
soooooo... you didn't know your "girlfriend" had a sister?
alycion 39
Even if you know someone you are with has a sibling, doesn’t mean you know what they look like if you haven’t met them. Sisters don’t often do themselves up to video chat together like they would for going out or taking pictures. And with some girls, there is a huge difference in appearance.
RichardPencil 32
“Well, your hair is much better!” That’s how to recover.
1known 34
Yeah, cause calling her sister bitch is totally fine. :D
Mungolikecandy 19
Ironically you were being bitchy when calling someone a bitch, A total YDI.
thelittlem 15
Sounds like you haven't been together very long.
sallygee 9
well...you seem like a fun person.
Sinshine 28
Why would you needlessly insult anything your girlfriend seems to like watching? That's just begging for trouble.
TxKitten79 10
My husband and I playfully insult shows/movies/videos one of us likes if the other doesn't. Just cause you're dating someone doesn't mean you have to like EVERYTHING they watch. And anyone who says they do is b.s.ing.
Sinshine 28
It's not about liking everything the other likes but you don't just randomly call someone your partner seems to enjoy names when you don't know anything about them. This isn't "Man this show sucks", it's "some video by some vegan girl" where he's randomly insulting the video host without having the slightest clue about it
TxKitten79 10
My husband and I playfully insult shows/movies/videos one of us likes if the other doesn't. Just cause you're dating someone doesn't mean you have to like EVERYTHING they watch.
Jonkbaby 23
what is a fringe?
TxKitten79 10
I was wondering the same thing. I'm guessing bangs? Gonna have to Google now. lol
Sinshine 28
It's a hairstyle.