Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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NthDakotaBeaches 12
This FML is lacking crucial details...
Amateur_Dank 17
You never know what you'll see on the train...
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Misoranomegami 16
In all seriousness though let the train officials know. I had a guy on a train whip it out and start wanking it but he exited at the next stop. A few days later he was on the news for being arrested for exposing himself to some young girls on the train.
connorgrant98 24
Follow up is needed
rec_chem 22
You're old enough to be on a train to work in the early morning and you've never seen a dick before?
sulvan182 15
Virgins exist. I assume they meant in real life
foxmatrix15 8
If ur a man then u have a problem if ur a woman then u have a much more bigger problem
Sammeydw 22
I wonder if the OP is from Japan .Not that it doesn't happen anywhere else, but things like this happen on a regular bases over there. The sad thing is when it happens over there many (not all) times it happens too young (-16) girls. Example: A friend had to give his daughter the 'birds and bees' talk when she was 11 not because of her asking questions. But because of what was revealed to her on a train, while she was going to her doctor.
MandieL 27
Op is from Australia. And don't they have a penis festival of some sort in Japan?
trucker2 33
Picture please
alicecooperfan 18
The first time I saw a penis (online, accidentally), I ran to my room and cried, lol.
kaysiescott 11
At least you're not a guy and seeing a dick for the first time.
laden_swallow09 35
"TRAAAAAIN, TRAIN! TAKE ME ON OUT OF THIS TOWN..."
Xion0014 20
At least you aren't on the trains of New York... You see everything there...