Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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NthDakotaBeaches 12
This FML is lacking crucial details...
Amateur_Dank 17
You never know what you'll see on the train...
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Comments (112)
djm2010 8
Ugh... Some people have all the luck...
lunaangel 14
WOW that sounds illegal isn't there a law about public nudity that's just nasty I'm so sorry you saw that op
sweetbliss3 37
Yes. I just wish there was a punctuation law, not to mention the horrible run on sentence.
pandablair 16
You know, sometimes I'm upset that my part of the world doesn't have a normal train/subway system, but then I see things like this and suddenly I'm okay with it. FYL, that sucks. Hopefully your next time goes better.
xluciferx666 21
Everybody look out cause choochoo here comes the meat train!!!!
StickyPickles 33
It's just a dick, you'll see many more in your lifetime. . Though preferably not in public. Just be thankful it wasn't touching you. Someone else was probably much more unfortunate than you
magicviper1 15
how old are you exactly? although that isn't the way you want to see your first one.
RedPillSucks 33
what difference does that make? she should be forced to see some random dick if she doesn't want to
buckstop1 37
*shouldn't Sorry, I try not to be that guy, but that makes all the difference in your comment
MandieL 27
I agree she shouldn't be forced to see that, but I'm curious as to her age as well because I know I saw penises young when we learnt about the birds and the bees. Unless she meant seeing one first hand, rather than in a picture/video.
Ichiya 29
I rather think Jiraya would agree with the original statement more though.
drrobotnik1 18
if she's able to use a computer, then she's seen a dick before. she must mean "seen in real life and not on the internet"
camilax3 15
Well, he sure does sound like a crowd pleasure... But on another note, im sorry you had to experience your first time like that.
LycanGod 27
wondering how old the OP is. and if she has lived under a rock? most people on this day and age would have seen at least one in their teens...
helveeta 11
Especially someone who has a job already?!
dirty_dan_ 15
How old are you? Most people have seen one when they were young.
gracehi 33
The first time I saw a penis I was a toddler and my mom was giving me and my little brother a bath. The first time I saw a penis as an "adult" (highschool age) I went into my brother's room to wake him up on my father's orders. He woke up alright, and his morning wood fell out of his boxers. I know your pain, OP. This too shall pass.