shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
StillFriendless
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Username
United States
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
StickyPickles
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
NotLearning
Can't help myself
Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML
Chanman1924
United States
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
LoveUGuysToo
Where did everyone go?
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Be my friend, OP :(
Pelreskovich 11
I had a friend once.
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shelcat2000 0
I wanted a friend too. Try Skype
asherm 15
Look in the classes or activities sections. Or Meetup is good. I found a lot of cool friends on there just doing activities that our group is interested in. I know it sucks finding new friends when out of school, and sometimes you don't have that much in common with co-workers enough to hang out. Good luck!
firemanz01 3
Awe I'm sorry :( I'll be your friend
Bree12345 15
I have a question not related to the post, but when you're moderating an FML and if you like it, do you click yes or no?
Orgasms 4
You click maybe. :D
perdix 31
You should click "No" if you don't want them to reject it, and "yes" if you agree that it should be moderated, aka, trashed. HTH
rillastyle 1
If you don't know how are you a mod?
Orgasms 4
You don't need friends.. Just watch some ****.
iloveweed69 7
I'll be your friend ;o
Trollin56 0
What's Craigs list?
perdix 31
I'm embarrassed by all of the pathetic losers here who immediately volunteer to be the OP's friend. I hope the OP takes you up on your insincere offers and torments you with his tedious and/or disturbing personality that you can only get rid of with a court order and a course of antibiotics.
drlove78843 6
Whoever says (I'll be your friend) stop, it's just a lame comment to make them feel they are better than OP.
dontfmlplzzz 6
Me too
beebeeL 1
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. It's the exact same as meeting a stranger at a mall or concert. Just behind a computer first. Some are good some are bad. EXACTLY like meeting someone at say, a bar.