Can't help myself
Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML
Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I tried to help my friend bust his cheating girlfriend, he seems to still trust her, so now my office friends think I'm a bigmouth. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, after I found out that my new partner was messaging her ex, and she hid it from me, lied about it, and made out I was seeing things, we got over it, because after all I thought it was an innocent enough explanation and I believed her, she has now been doing it again with another ex. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, after I tried to give a friend I had for ten years a second chance, after we had a bad falling out because it was "too much for her" that I had a life changing accident and was not upbeat about it, needless to say she has been obnoxious these past 6 months and I should not have let her selfish butt back in. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, while staying at my mother’s house, she messaged me at 5:45 a.m. saying she “desperately” needed my help. I rushed over to her, only to find out she'd lied. She actually wanted me to help clean her garbage dump of a room. I’m starting to remember why I don’t visit often. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Not saying this to be mean but as genuine advice: you definitely, 100% need to learn to stand up for yourself. If you can’t learn to respect yourself enough to not put up with stuff like this, how do you expect her to respect your boundaries?
D J's MOM 17
you DO NOT need a friend like that. she'll never change. as long as she can keep using you, she will. so being so nice. it's okay to say no. she would say no to you.
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Anderling 33
Not saying this to be mean but as genuine advice: you definitely, 100% need to learn to stand up for yourself. If you can’t learn to respect yourself enough to not put up with stuff like this, how do you expect her to respect your boundaries?
D J's MOM 17
you DO NOT need a friend like that. she'll never change. as long as she can keep using you, she will. so being so nice. it's okay to say no. she would say no to you.