Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
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Top comments
ZuRG_fml 7
Don't sweat, women who are REALLY seeking men don't look for them on CL.
mikakarie 0
Haha aww take it as a compliment.
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Comments (116)
mikakarie 0
Haha aww take it as a compliment.
MrZach 0
craigslist is full of gay people. this isn't an FML this is just dumb.
hecuva 0
I say just go for it... you could have either WAY more fun than you think, or gain some new friends ;)
22cute 17
Women just have much higher standards than men.
ArbiterOfFML 24
Do you have evidence supporting that claim?
ArbiterOfFML 24
Ok, Ms. Generalization, you might not be aware, but there are trashy people of all genders, sexualities, and orientations. But, what's the point? You are one of many people with their own head stuck up their ass. Quick question for you. Are you sick of smelling the shit?
Bleepbloop360 7
This
ZuRG_fml 7
Don't sweat, women who are REALLY seeking men don't look for them on CL.
Blue0ctane 0
I agree wholeheartedly with #2.
signe_fml 0
This. I'm not sure there's really an FML *or* a YDI here.
lmmmr 0
I'd say YDI for claiming FML.
Snommelp 0
Sir, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
XxOMGitzbrianxX 0
sounds like someones been brainwashed.
NDnation44 0
we would read it not listen to it
Snommelp 0
Billy Madison quote. Seemed appropriate.
Pink_ElePhant88 0
You make Hitler look like Jesus. Homosexuals are human beings too.
WPGguy 0
@#46: There is this newfangled thing called punctuation. Might make your post easier to read. Won't help it make sense or make you any less of a homophobic ass, but it will make it easier to read. @#47: You rock! Keep it up! :)
GelatinFemur 0
#46: Idiots like you shouldn't be on the internet. They should be in hell, too. You make life hell for the rest of us.
jaaxx_fml 0
i know he is ignorant but your comment is not as bad but on the same terms
TheKirghizLight 0
I had to read comment #46. FML.
Liammg 12
nobody looks for anything on craigslist
FreedomFirst 0
Is your friend trying to hit on you in a roundabout way?
whitedot 0
haha lol
jjenniferr05 0
Lmfao, don't worry about it. Generally speaking, sane women don't tend to go for guys off a website.
Snommelp 0
Hey, I met my girlfriend on the internet, and she's perfectly sane. I know she is, cuz she carved it into her leg with a butcher's knife so that everyone would see how perfectly sane she is.
someotherbitch 0
really??? and your ok with that???
sbarre1 0
LOL
DannyCovino 0
made me lol outloud...
cefarix 5
LOL *is* Laughing *Out Loud*
shostakovich 0
Snommelp, I owe you a beer.
okay17 7
I don't think that's true. A lot of people use websites nowadays, but to each their own. :)
klutzywriter 0
Um well you can't say that you aren't attractive I guess...
jm88 0
CL is mostly perving men anyways.
mj2123 0
That's just how it is on CL. It's not a reflection on your attractiveness.
akiro525 3
its not too bad. now you know if you cant get a woman you dont have to die alone :P
notsocrafty 0
ouch. well it's good to have a fall back position. :)
Gizmo_TroubleT_T 0
hey hey hey!!!! You actually should be really happy right now, also you will 99% will get a woman soon!