Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, I put out a public ad for a dancing buddy. No pictures, just a brief description of what I was looking for. A guy answered and we started chatting. The more he revealed, the more familiar he sounded. Yep! That's him! My stalker from 10 years ago. Guess I have to move. FML
Today, my online ad was deleted for being in the wrong category. I'm looking for a good home for two old horses, so I'd put the ad in the category “Horses”. Maybe I should try again under “Lawn Mowers”? FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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Doortje 30
Looking for a best friend online isn't necessarily pathetic, but it is if you're looking for one on Craigslist. YDI.
Sargasm 4
What a coincidence, I put up my friendship for sale on Craigslist (mint condition!) and the ad was also removed instantly. You know what that means... WE'RE MEANT TO BE BESTIES!
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Comments (91)
prinzess_fml 25
If you're looking for a kid, they may have thought you were a pedo in disguise.
samadams42 0
maybe he is a pedo in disguise
prinzess_fml 25
Or maybe they were afraid a lot of pedos would contact you. "Hi! I would love to be your best friend! Show me yours I'll show you mine!"
VianaJ_Garcia 14
Pathetic, you. Is your social life that weak? Go get a life.
sammy92 0
Iv never heard of finding friends on craigs list!
GunReaper 0
play Xbox live:D you meet tons of new people every day. shoot. and make plenty of friends.
Doortje 30
Looking for a best friend online isn't necessarily pathetic, but it is if you're looking for one on Craigslist. YDI.
Sargasm 4
What a coincidence, I put up my friendship for sale on Craigslist (mint condition!) and the ad was also removed instantly. You know what that means... WE'RE MEANT TO BE BESTIES!
prinzess_fml 25
How much?
Sargasm 4
4 easy payments of $199.95* (plus shipping and handling) and you've got yourself a new BFF. *Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Even though it's not, that's racist.
Prankster7o7 5
Nice, 18. :D
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Did you want a trade-in or upgrade? New or used?
MrsFry 0
lmfao
penelopeboythorn 0
finding friends would be easier if you shared your interests, not how creepy you can be.
beccusmaximus 0
If you're going to be using the Internet to find friends, why not just join a forum based around your interests.
Boredumm 6
lol you just might end up with a scary/psycho friend like the one from the movie that just came out roommate I think it's called O_e
lizzlegirl 9
that was a dumb movie :/
AFireInsideFlame 0
She killed a kitten!
Boredumm 6
really? lol well the trailer looked scary
swift07 4
I have found some of my best friends on line but that's cuz we met threw message boards then met up at concerts or events since we all like the same things
perdix 31
The pathetic thing is that you actually were looking for a "best friend." Looking for anonymous, commitment-free sex is normal on Craiglist, but seeking a "best friend" is just creepy.
devinmurnan 0
I totally agree sir i mean having sex with a stranger is cool but friendship?? what a weirdo...
sammy92 0
oh yeah I agree Hahahaha
RosiePatosie 0
Why on earth would you do that on Craigslist? do you want to get murdered?
ryanst 7
I'm assuming that's why it was immediately removed.. Someone putting an Ad for a best friend on Craig's List is desperate and lonely.. Someone accepting an Ad for a best friend is a psycho serial killer/rapist.
lolitaababy 0
ahahahahahahahahaha