shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
StillFriendless
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Username
United States
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
StickyPickles
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
NotLearning
Can't help myself
Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML
Chanman1924
United States
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
LoveUGuysToo
Where did everyone go?
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Be my friend, OP :(
Pelreskovich 11
I had a friend once.
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Comments (188)
bruinsuT 4
First
LaurenMarie223 0
Wtf?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Be my friend, OP :(
drawmesunshine 17
Yeah, you can be my friend too :D
boydeee01 7
You can also find a very friendly "friend" on Craigslist too. You might have to pay though.
Pelreskovich 11
I had a friend once.
shanemaximo 7
That's a good way to get yourself molested.
capper44 18
Damn i Could use a frnd too :)
SoSickWithIt 14
Why can't this person be the molestor? They're looking for a friend on CraigsList, which means someone else would be looking for the same, wouldn't that mean they have personality similarities? Or they're just both slightly creepy?.. 34 - Is that a modified duck face? -__-
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
My cousin used to go on craigslist but stopped after a guy named the strokanator e mailed her..
gojira666 7
3-ill definitely be your friend
truegirl21 2
He has a point
margie2194 12
Awee op you can be my friend too!! :D
AlaskanEskimo34 0
53-don't be a creep
bigtaytay 13
Can I be your friend glitterhinoceros?
theaws0m3guy 4
34- did you take an arrow to the knee?
Pelreskovich 11
Yes my heritage is part mallard and I unfortunately took two arrows to the knee.. My 'Angelina Jolie' lips have burdened me with trolls once again.
doogy15 11
Glitter will you be my friend?
hellbilly205 17
Better then the people who go on there to look for pot smoking buddies...
SoSickWithIt 14
Woah, I'm not trolling, I just click on every single profile I see, and in the 1.5seconds I spent on yours I came to the conclusion you have a *duck face* pose.
xxCandyKissxx 1
Hehe you guys are arguing over his profile picture smile?! If you used all that anger on something good, you could invent a time machine. Get along :)
Pelreskovich 11
I'm arguing? Hmph.. Interesting.
xxCandyKissxx 1
Hehe xD
SkateBoarding 4
34 do u make good money?
Gunner844 0
Ill be your friend. But just for a bit cause I have more important shit to do.
mnmolino 14
Op I'll be your friend 34-- your lips look fine :) you're clearly not making slutty-girl-kissy-duck-lips
UnleashedKilla1 4
Forever alone... Yes I know I will get 200 thumbs down, but I honestly don't care. So: every positive like this had I'll take a shot of tequila.
Redoxx_fml 22
And that's how OP made many new friends. THE END
kevsnev 7
Glitter looks like Chachi
yowhatitis 7
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Ghostrhyder12 0
I know this guy who knows another guy who had a friend once.
Emd0406 4
Well did you?
Da_Bauss435 8
if she did do you think she would post an fml?
yummy_richkid 3
The OP should use rentafriend. :)
muppetslover 11
Talk about being forever alone...
buck33 14
17 - you're an idiot.
thiscrazything 1
There are hundreds of furry friends just waiting for your love in the pets category.
Webslinger66 10
Come on. You can't be that bad. Try doing something heroic. Like.... Protecting a nerd that is getting picked on. Or..... Beat up a guy that is bothering a girl at the bar. Do something to get yourself noticed
DrJesse 10
5- You have the absolute best picture I have ever seen.
4ugu4 7
-5, doesn't that only happen in movies?
TheNinjaBacon 8
Wat if he is that nerd tho?
KrazieKleo 13
:( don't worry! I'll be your friend but only friends nothing beyond that!!
DV1980 6
Lol
niznor99 6
I'm not entirely sure I'd wanna be friends with someone who has krazy in their name.....BUT I'd be friends with someone that has 666 in the name. O.o
LightningCactus 12
We don't want your kind around here! Damned satanists.
niznor99 6
Only on Wednesday's sir.
Petunia888 13
That's a scary place to look for someone to just be friends with. A booty call, yes...friends, eh, maybe not.
DrMime 10
I'm friends with a lot of really hot chicks on Facebook! None of them know me...
WCARlover 35
That's a good way to get raped right there
M0rt 0
It's not rape if op asked for it
WCARlover 35
OP asked for a friend, not rape
shanemaximo 7
Just make sure any "friends" you find aren't driving white, unmarked vans.
Gondile 4
Nah, I'm pretty sure OP is too old for those types.
WCARlover 35
How does this FML give us any indication of age? You, as well as the rest of us, have no idea how old OP is
SoSickWithIt 14
He just knows shit? Or he could've looked up the ad.
niznor99 6
I love you WCAR. Marry me. Then I can tell our children how their mommy and daddy met on FML.
WCARlover 35
You look hot so I'm down. What a great love story.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Still a better love story than Twilight.
niznor99 6
That's because this love story doesn't involve sparkling vampires. This love story in particular involves tons of flowers and a sprinkling of romance on the way. Nobody sucks necks in this love story. :D
SaMmIMonster96 6
Unless she is into that..? You never know
myoukei 31
don't disgrace the name of vampires by calling the beings in twilight such. they are MEYERPIRES. vampires do not sparkle >:|
niznor99 6
What exactly is a meyerpire? I will disgrace anything that I feel like disgracing. o.O
mpsteve137 15
I'll be your friend!! :)
leilaostara 1
Well... were you successful?