Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I created a Twitter account. Looking for pages to follow, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend is actually someone's husband. A month ago he posted a picture of himself and "The love of his life", wishing her a happy 30th birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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lexos 16
Set them up on a date and confront your husband with it
lex1459 38
Sounds like he'll be able to put that profile to use sooner rather than later. Get out OP, you deserve so much better!
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Comments (66)
mfmylifesrsly 30
Hopefully you plan on having a serious talk with him. Unfortunately there's a good chance it won't work out and he's just going to come up with an excuse. I wish you the best, OP. you deserve better <3
lex1459 38
Sounds like he'll be able to put that profile to use sooner rather than later. Get out OP, you deserve so much better!
ItzAbstract 12
they both do, she was looking at people too
kaymo2 21
She was looking for her friend
MallowMistress 13
She was with her friend, on her friends profile, looking through men. She did nothing wrong, and either way they would have found the profile.
Mynxie 26
@6 You might want to reread the post again and carefully this time. She was looking to find a date for her friend.
lexos 16
Set them up on a date and confront your husband with it
Morning_fml 22
Sounds like the start of a new reality TV show.
niftyismybitch 21
Make a profile and ping him...better still let him find it..
saffy66 34
Before you jump straight to the obvious conclusion, consider that many profiles on dating sites are set up by scammers using stolen photos. You need to check this out. Don't say anything you can't unsay till you're sure it's really him. Many scammers are from foreign countries and their English is a little 'off'. Maybe set up a fake profile and send a message. See what he says. If he arranges a meeting, go - and confront him. But have a friend nearby in case it goes pear-shaped, or someone other than him turns up.
tounces7 28
OP can just find out if he has to go somewhere on the day of the planned meeting, at that time....instead of risking showing up herself. And he doesn't seem to have anywhere he needs to be, then it might be best to notify the police instead.
species4872 20
Is that from experience?
ShaneBarnes 10
I've had it happen to me.
Aethereal 14
Be wary, but don't jump to conclusions. It's possible that it's a scammer, his sibling/"friend" trying to play a prank on him, etc. If there has been no recent activity and/or the account is very old, it might be even an account he made before you got together, and he has entirely forgotten about.
PsudoAnon 20
Why are you bringing good sense to a lynching?
Selene6996 12
Fyl indeed op so sorry you found out this way that your husband is a piece of shit!
epicgamer 18
**** you for assuming
AlittleSanity 11
Is it possible this is an old account that your husband set up before you were married and it was just left online?
MrValeska 8
She probably was too distracted by the fact she found her husband on a dating site she didn't bother to check when it was made
Mathalamus 25
sometimes, people make dating profiles to make friends. its possible.
Mynxie 26
There are non dating sites to find friends, like meetup.com. It is purely for finding groups that share your interests. No dating.
okamiyazaki 8
I've always found those people 'only looking for friends' on dating sites are full of it. It's a dating site. Make friends on Meetup, or Facebook, or at school or work.
seichan 7
excuses, excuses.. There are much better ways to meet and find a friend. Yah ever heard of actually going outside? Go volunteer, attend a Tea with Strangers meetup, connect with old friends you haven't seen in a while... so many possibilities, if you only look around.
wissx 5
What you do is have your freind date your husband. then confront him after the date.