Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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Top comments
omfg_creepers 8
some people pay for that. consider yourself lucky
skip_m 6
Post your friend's address.
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omfg_creepers 8
some people pay for that. consider yourself lucky
amillionbucks 5
Google search Craigslist and your phone number. Problem solved.
RadikulRam 16
#40 I think you meant to reply to the OP, Chanman1924, omfg_creepers is not the OP.
YacL 15
No they just wanted their comment at the top. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure they know what they're doing.
evilplatypus 39
52 - I believe that genuinely helpful comments should not be bound by "thread-jacking" etiquette.
PantyGAMES 10
^seriously. The only time people should pay for **** is if they just legitimately want to help the **** industry, or they are into some WEIRD stuff.
evilplatypus 39
66 - I dunno, I'm into some pretty weird, effed-up stuff and I've never had to pay.
killmoose 5
Same here
TheDrifter 24
People still look for ****? They send it to me daily, whether I need it or not. Something about being a "high throughput VIP".
oj101 33
Your username resonates well with your comment. Kinda ironic huh?
AntFinney 9
Did you get written permission from Daniel Tosh to rip off his comedy to use on FML? Or do you just steal witty comments to seem cool?
X_Codes 11
@111 - Did you get written permission to be a douchenozzle, or do you just act that way to seem cool? Chances are, it's not even Tosh's joke, it's a joke made by the show's writing staff. Most TV comedians write very little of their own material.
KageKaldaka 6
What?! ASK before using something? Who does that?
acrylicParadox 7
What a friend.
thejewishfuhrer 17
What a dick.
kevsandy303 12
What a fuckhobbit
GothickNihilist 15
What a cuntnugget.
ApologyKick 25
What a C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
winkydog4056 16
#77_Pray tell, what exactly IS an assbiscut?
sens3sfailing 25
It's like an asscandle
2psv1 5
lol a fuckhobbit?
sens3sfailing 25
No.
sens3sfailing 25
send them back pictures a naked ugly guy, they will stop sending pictures pretty fast. if not...well, change your number again and tell your friend to stop conspiring with your brother
Shilokitten666 19
Im confused, op said nothing about their brother being involoved
GothickNihilist 15
It's a reference to an old fml, in which an pop's brother repeatedly posted their number on the internet.
kikimonole 13
Are they attractive to you?
nycwrestler 17
Probably not, considering he's posting on fml
RvidxrKlvn 8
Probably, considering they're sending dick pics.
RvidxrKlvn 8
Too late to edit: I read the original commentater's comment wrong. I don't see a way to delete my comment so sorry guys.
insertnameherr 11
yeah most of them are probably disgusting
nycwrestler 17
Your friend is a boss
howdeedoo 22
And also an ass
shamille 5
Boss Ass. Bass.
skip_m 6
Post your friend's address.
rattusrattus 19
Nah, sign them up for every piece of junk mail you can find. Credit card junk, info packs on becoming a sperm donor, "send me more info from our competitors", EVERYTHING.
danimal_crackerz 26
Why not both?
Doortje 30
Hopefully there are some good ones among them. Probably not though.
BlowinChronic 18
Do the same thing to the idiot who you call your friend. You shouldn't have to put up with that shit. Give your friend a little taste of what you're having to go through.
iseyixes 18
Look in the personals.
Accuraxy 10
Maybe you will find one you like OP:) My friend actually did this to me before too but I did not receive any naked pics. lol
MidnaLink 35
Then what'd you get?
Camri_123 11
"Maybe you will find one you like.." I reckon she gotta keeper, yeah hoo!
MidnaLink 35
No seriously, 12, what did you get if not naked pics?