shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
StillFriendless
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Username
United States
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
StickyPickles
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
NotLearning
Can't help myself
Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML
Chanman1924
United States
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
LoveUGuysToo
Where did everyone go?
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Be my friend, OP :(
Pelreskovich 11
I had a friend once.
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Comments (188)
Mr25_fml 14
Now the people you find on Craigslist aren't exactly quality friends..
crimsonprodigy 15
I don't think OP knows what Facebook is, or whatever social site...
SteveOsWifey 5
Go out and find friends on your own you don't need someone on a computer to be your friend I'm sure you'll find a friend if you try! :D
griffin1617 3
It's truly harder than you think.
Arxikist 3
Let me tell you about this old Canadian story of the Craigslist Killer..
mama2b3 20
That's where my mind went as soon as I read this.
kimmi41509 10
You'd probably be better off going to the mall and talking to random people. Unless you want to be molested by a 50 year old man who wants to be your friend on craigslist!
bittersweet25 3
Um...no Craigslist is not the safest place, why don't you look for friends at work or school?
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
I always need a new friend! I'm under that creepy bridge near your house... o.o
XanderJayNix 17
Oh awesome! I walk over that bridge everyday! I'll come peek in and say hi :)
blegehlehgleh 0
GTFO, Troll
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
How am I a troll...? Do you even know what a troll is??
Goatinsfriend 8
That's probably one of the worst ways to make a friend.
AYsalchicha 3
Agreed.
Meraklez1013 9
When I read this that Akon song "Mrs.Lonely" played in my head like instantly :D
Fl9C1 4
Go out and meet people... Sitting behind a comp is not gonna help.
fueledbyshar 0
serial killers are quality friends
18princess93 9
That's true. They'll be you're friend till "the end" :-/
electrorange 13
Try reading: How to win friends and influence people. It's a great book.