shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
StillFriendless
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Username
United States
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
StickyPickles
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
NotLearning
Can't help myself
Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML
Chanman1924
United States
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
LoveUGuysToo
Where did everyone go?
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Be my friend, OP :(
Pelreskovich 11
I had a friend once.
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Comments (188)
derkster 6
I used Angie's List :o
geod69 8
Forever alone
jad07 0
Oh i'm sure you'll find more than a friend there, you'll be luck if your "new friend" doesn't tie you and never let's you go
sweetzombie88 0
Been there. I have social anxiety though so I have a hard time meeting people due to the fact that I can't go to places where there are multiple people I don't know.
Mackenzie99 6
I can be a friend ;) lol
jillybean555 5
Well, if there was someone despwrate enough...
pickles2012 5
Ill be ur friend:)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
if they ask you to get in a van without windows. run
ABillOnFire 15
I had friends once, it was awful
destinydias 0
Aware it's okay I'll be your friend??