shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
StillFriendless
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Username
United States
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
StickyPickles
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
NotLearning
Can't help myself
Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML
Chanman1924
United States
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
LoveUGuysToo
Where did everyone go?
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Be my friend, OP :(
Pelreskovich 11
I had a friend once.
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inlove72 11
I'll be yea friend (=
goodgood_fml 5
Friends are overrated anyway...
tj4234 36
I'm So Ronery, So ronery, So ronery and sadry arone There's no one, Just me onry, Sitting on my rittle throne I work rearry hard and make up great prans. But nobody ristens, no one understands Seems like no one takes me serirousry And so I'm ronery, A rittle ronery, Poor rittle me There's nobody, I can rerate to, Feel rike a bird in a cage. It's kinda sihry. But not rearry. Because it's fihring my body with rage I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit. But nobody else seems to rearize it. When I change the world maybe they'll notice me. But until then I'rr just be ronery, Rittle ronery, poor rittle me I'm so ronery
doogy15 11
Forever alone?
Thedrick 0
Get a life lol
bubo_fml 11
I used to find friends on Craigslist, but the hourly rates were killin' me!
hilary56 0
Hahahaha loser
ResignedDuke42X 1
Yes, it can be like a place where comparably alone people go, some good and some bad. There have been a killer maybe even TWO+ killers that were at bars, just neighbors, relatives, etc. Telling people to stay alone and not use the internet because of one serial killer is like telling them not to make friends in person, have neighbors, or talk to relatives because people have been killed like that too.
bnancrazy55 0
yikes
musicluvr2000 11
Did you find a stalker?