Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
Classic
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I discovered my employer is advertising for a contractor position within my team performing basically the same role as myself. Except the pay is seven times more. FML
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Top comments
regal 0
what is your job? They may be hiring another person to the same position. It doesnt necesarily mean that they are going to fire you.
redstoke 0
Well, why were you looking for a job that is the same as your job in the first place? If you were looking for a different job don't get all pissy over getting fired since you were about to quit.
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regal 0
what is your job? They may be hiring another person to the same position. It doesnt necesarily mean that they are going to fire you.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Exactly, maybe they just need an extra hand.
GraniteHammer 3
or mabey even if op does get fired then they were already looking at job boards AND tgey moght get severence
redstoke 0
Well, why were you looking for a job that is the same as your job in the first place? If you were looking for a different job don't get all pissy over getting fired since you were about to quit.
Catto-Golden 23
Thank you, someone said it
PaperxHearts_xox 0
It doesn't necessarily mean they're firing you, they could be hiring another person with the same position. Don't jump to conclusions...but I'd definately ask about it.
Masta_Blasta 0
well you must be looking for a new job to have spotted that so it seems justified that they are looking for someone new. : )
easylazy 0
What's the big deal? Just apply for it and then you can have two of the same jobs and get double the salary I mean, I'm assuming that they did this while you are still working for them and you are taking this as a hint that you are going to be fired, because if all you are saying is that you saw this after you got fired, then it isn't a FML at all. :()
rhenerlau 17
you're fired, but before you go, you have to train your replacement. life sucks when that happens
Justforlolz 14
Man that gay. Train the little ****** who replaces you. make sure you screw up the basics so they **** up as well. teach that company that your not their bitch.
mike12345678 0
You must suck balls at your job then.
underaegis 0
lol he'd totally get it so much better than The last guy lol
Rapt0rJesus 0
HURR, a billboard in a billboard. BILLCEPTION