Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
mikepattonfan 0
Well said!
emilyjgraham 34
I'd definitely say it was cheatingg
perdix 31
Silly girl! The rules clearly state that GIVING a ******** is cheating, but you RECEIVING one is not. What did she have to say about that? Or was her mouth full?
Gavin_Tindell 0
You sir, are an ass. ^
perdix 31
Young man, if you insist on viewing an adult website, you ought to learn adult concepts like sarcasm.
mikepattonfan 0
Well said
emilyjgraham 34
Benabus, let's be honest, nearly everything we do these days 'increasing the chance of cancer, heart disease, heart failure, liver disease, kidney disease..' so on and so flipping forth. We can barely do anything that will guarantee a healthy lifestyle, it's just the generation we live in. Dip their penis in antiseptic solution? ... OW! Also, not everyone swallows, not everyone even allows it to enter the mouth, not everyone has pubes but if they do people can normally tell they have one in their mouth and take it out. If oral sex was so bad they'd recommend you not to do it.
firemedic919 0
shouldn't be any explanations only the sound of pulling your foot out of her ass should be heard then a door slamming shut as you call up her best friend for a fun filled night of raw dogging sex
RatedR916_fml 0
Thats the plan
emilyjgraham 34
Guaranteed, the tables would be turned if he did it! Girls make up silly rules in relationships!!
mrssuarez2011 12
You do realize that there's a difference between a girl and a woman right?
emilyjgraham 34
There's probably some women out there that will say things like this to get out of situations.
Gloritank 8
Why are you guys feeding the troll? Least I hope he/she is a troll and not a complete idiot.
emilyjgraham 34
Most people enjoy giving their partner pleasure, that's why! And by plastic bag you mean condom right? Cus you can get flavoured especially for women who, like you, aren't too keen on the idea but, unlike you, want to do it. :)
badmike89 6
Dude you gotta give a little you said it's ok to pee in the pool she says it's ok to blow me