Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
Colonel_Lexi 18
She's a keeper, OP.
alexup24 13
haven't heard that before...
KjoeLjan 4
Eating ain't cheating and sucking ain't *******. (c)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
WTF???
KjoeLjan 4
Steel Panther, man. They've got awesome lyrics.
djohnson0891 0
That shit had mr rolling
Okayitwasme 0
Excuse me! Touching anyone else's private parts who is not your significant other is cheating! Thinking about it is almost as bad!
camochick27 4
So ur gonna tell me that if ur girl went out and blows another guy that she didn't cheat on u??? What a load of bullshit.
Okayitwasme 0
Anyone who says it isn't cheating is a ******* pig!!!! With no morals!!!! Get some!
CareFace 16
Gay, or virgin? Sorry, but gobbies are where it's at bro.
lantern 6
It's seems as if quite a few people find themselves having to explain fairly simple concepts to their significant others as of late. Oh, ignorant youth. Or perhaps it's just stupidity. Either way, your girlfriend sounds naïve and tactless. After making a statement like that, I'd keep a watchful eye. Nawmean?
melons 44
Maybe she was feigning innocence to try and get away with it.
jsyzemore 4
Should've got a chick to blow u in front of her and say it ain't cheatin
Hamcons 1
Awesome idea.
GenaALazer 22
dump her
DynamicDave 11
"Chances of biting the penis are high." So what's the bad part?
Marcelb 17
And I understand correctly that you say all of this not having experienced it? If so, I'd say get a BJ and we'll see how put off about it you'll be then.
dfens 8
Asians have some of the nastiest **** on the planet. Alot more to worry about out there than "disgusting" ********.
stariee1997 16
I think it would be good for the both of you if you dumped her ass. You'll be rid of a horrible girlfriend, and she'll learn that giving other guys blow-jobs is in fact, cheating.