Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML
Today, my girlfriend cheated on me, and for the second time in two days. She has now cheated a total of 7 times in the space of 6 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
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cuz803 46
Ex girlfriend, right? You deserve better, right? It's stupid to stay with her. Know that as well, right?
Battousai124 9
Kick her to the curb, someone who uses an indiscretion like this is not to be trusted any longer
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Battousai124 9
Kick her to the curb, someone who uses an indiscretion like this is not to be trusted any longer
cuz803 46
Ex girlfriend, right? You deserve better, right? It's stupid to stay with her. Know that as well, right?
Anderling 33
Genuinely: what is she bringing to the table to make continuing this relationship worth it?
lalalaila777 24
I'm sorry OP, but if you're repeatedly setting your boundaries, and she continues to ignore it, and you continue to accept it (patiently staying and patiently repeating) then you are choosing to stay with someone who doesn't respect you enough to not cheat, and to not poke fun at a subject that hurt you deeply. only you can stand up for yourself, and if she doesn't care to change or shut her mouth, that's on you to leave, set a repercussion for crossing your boundaries, that's what i learned in therapy.
RichardPencil 32
Knock, knock Who's there? (Inaudible) I didn't hear you, but come in an **** me anyways. What has two legs and *****? Me! Did you hear the one about the doctor, the lawyer and the accountant? I'd did a gang bang with them. Classic cheating humor!
Hangryko 32
Why are you still with her, again?
mccuish 25
Huge 🚩
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Find someone worth your time and affection, she clearly has no regrets. You do not joke about things you are ashamed of.