Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Thanks dude!
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
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ollie179 21
BLARGH! Spare change sir?
iamray 2
seems like a fair trade to me.
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iamray 2
seems like a fair trade to me.
Sandsh8rk 36
#1 - What the hell would you do with a bunch of vomit?
Wangan_Warrior 9
I think he was being sarcastic...
deviable 9
Op needs to ask his insurance company if they cover hobo vomit.
ieatcats 0
ydi shouldn't of stopped at a red light
rodgersfan 6
27- ydi you didn't use have instead of "of".
DeboDaGreat 3
Well... Did u give him any...?
THE_A_TEEN 28
#27, break the law often?
JurassicHole 5
OP, what did you expect? You can't just get such a grand servicing of your car like that, without paying.
ollie179 21
BLARGH! Spare change sir?
msl1333 4
Well seriously how to expect him to get rid of his hangover if you don't give him money for more booze?
DancinChikk 0
Omg tht is so discusting! I would have flipped out if it were my car.
mama2b3 20
He was giving you something in return for your money...
Pentium_4 27
apparently a lot of people think you deserved it. i don't know how though
Pentium_4 27
nevermind -.- when i looked at it, my phone said 19 "your life sucks" and 36 "YDI" oh well
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Hobos are so polite these days.
MsAnnaH 1
Ha ha, you are so right! :)
HaraAishi 8
Don't touch the vomit! It'll turn you into a crazy hobo! But seriously, you should take his money and get your car cleaned. That's just down right disgusting. I would've kicked his ass if he did that to me.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
The hobo asked OP for money. He didn't give OP any money.
mama2b3 20
Also you should never try to take on a hobo, especially if he's got a shotgun..
NippsSlipps 10
The poor hobo was sick enough to vomit in OP's car and had to ask for money. Don't you think the man would have been humiliated enough? Why add a bashing to his already sad life? You dick worm.
maxmex13 7
13 - Challenge Accepted
Wangan_Warrior 9
9- I doubt very much he has money. What with him being a hobo that has to beg for spare change and all.
MickGold 8
Or, why don't they just make the hobo wash their car? Taking his money, that's a little harsh. The situation sucks, yes, but no need to humiliate the poor man any more.
HaraAishi 8
I don't know where y'all are from but the homeless where I live are crazy drug addicts. I don't give any money to them because I know they make more sitting out there in one day than I do. Here they don't want you to give them food, they want to buy alcohol. I'm not saying all of them are dishonest but a hell of a lot of them down here are. Yes times are tough, I don't make enough to support giving money to every homeless guy I see. A lot of them get aggressive if you ask them to get off the property and get all up in airs when you won't let them in when there are PAYING guests who come into the hotel I work at. So, I really don't have sympathy for them. I would kick a guy's ass for vomiting on my car. In OP's situation, I honestly would've kicked his ass because I can't stand vomit in any forms. I don't care if it's alcohol related or not. Vomit away from my car, not on it.
HaraAishi 8
Definitely. Knives too.
HaraAishi 8
10, Re-read my post. I said that OP should take money from the hobo to clean his car off, he might be begging for money but someone else probably gave him some.
Groucho_fml 5
I feel sorry for the bum... :( spare some change OP.. it's hard times and no fun to be that sick :( he's a human too, yknow
diesel1226 0
Homeless shelter.
ankoku 2
You don't give money to a hobo.. You offer to buy them food. Why? Because 99% of the time they leave you alone after that cus they really just want money for drugs.
StrangeDuckling 9
He was probably drunk and/or high... Which is, in its self, quite sad. :(
jerseyboy732 16
atleast make the man work for it by cleaning off the puke
lantern 6
That's cute. Hobo antics = Unusual but generally entertaining to watch.
rahrah765765 11
Not when they puke in your car
lantern 6
OP could easily have his car washed. It may not have been amusing for him, but for somebody else who may have witnessed what happened.... It was probably a little humorous. I know that my reaction would've been something along the lines of either "LMFAO. Poor hobo." or "HEH that guys car just got puked on. I hope it doesn't get anywhere near me." Bottom line, I'd be laughing if I saw that.
shiftless 6
Hope you washed the stomach acid off before it ate through the paint