Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Get Out
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Work work work work
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Higher standards of living
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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MelTheGreat 23
your mom fails at life.
patzz12 0
Why do you have a cleaning lady then???
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MelTheGreat 23
your mom fails at life.
Leonardsey 0
My parents do that too...
Roevera 14
Tell your mom that you'll cleanup, if you're getting paid for it too!
Manganimegrl 16
My parents would tell me to do that.
lebronesque73091 12
1- pretty much
Wicked361 8
This sounds like a rage comic.... Hmm
Predental 5
My parents used to make me do that. That way, the cleaning service charges less.
arttyruiz 7
Sounds like everyone has a "cleaning lady" I bet half the people on here claiming to have one, don't. So have fun cleaning your own shit up!
suncifir 6
My mom used to make me do that but she said it was because they werent there to put my stuff away, they were there to dust and vaccum and things like that. I guess i mean if i was a cleaning lady and you had like plates around or stupid things laying around i wouldnt know where to put it or what to do with it. Id be there to clean not organize
zombiegold 23
I did that once, when the cleaning lady came, she walked around, checked the house, then sat on the couch and started watching soap operas. She does this every day and my mom still pays her.
RyanMacVey 17
#83 - I know right? Does everyone on here hire someone else to clean their house for them? Lazy bastards!! ...I'm so jealous :s
kenny26f 19
My mom used to do that as well. But I do agree they're there to clean and wouldn't know where to put things either.
ElricMustang 23
Haha weirdest one I've read in a while
RyanMacVey 17
You obvs never read the one about the girl that told her bf he was like a brother to her during sex. This one seems practically normal in comparison.
DrMime 10
That's the equivalent of brushing for the dentist before you go. My mom did the same things, every time, I'd just shake my and wonder why she's so damn stupid.
twilightluvr101 4
Ummm 63 nooooooooo, u brush befor u go to the dentist so that u dont have food on your teeth or a stinky beath so that the dentist dosnt think ud all gross and iky, hes there to make sure u have cleen teeth, the cleaning lady is there to clean ur house!
RyanMacVey 17
It's actually a pretty good comparison. A dentist keeps your teeth in order, a cleaner keeps your house in order. But most people don't like to appear disgusting so they make their jobs a little bit easier. It's pretty common I think.
DrMime 10
I don't care, if I'm spending hundreds of dollars on these services, I'm not going to make it simple enough to the point where I'd just do it myself just as competently. There's no point in that, also I'm a male, so I don't really care if the cleaners think I'm a slob, just a personal preference :-/
RyanMacVey 17
#119 - I'd just like to point out that not all males have no problem with being seen as a slob. Some of us actually make an effort. In the same way I'm sure that some females do not care.
jewishbeast67 5
#76 please learn proper english instead of whatever you said.
teenagedream13 1
My dad showers before he goes to the gym... Hahahaha
patzz12 0
Why do you have a cleaning lady then???
BeefyQueef 5
That's the joke.
lebronesque73091 12
3- Baseball sucks, you prick.
tellithowitis 13
My mom did that too! So weird
aceman1992 9
3- love the pic.
Jakesterk96 8
I don't like it....
smarie98 1
48- Being an idiot must suck too. How do you do it?
KiddNYC1O 22
Someone's butthurt because 'Lebron is a Bitch'. -Cough- 48 -Cough-
mrsvickybear 9
Fail then whats the point ur mom is going to pay her for the job you did!!
BeefyQueef 5
RUN ON SENTENCE!!!!!
OhHushDear 11
Hence the "FML." -__-
curleyQ97 9
just put your shit away. nbd.
lolmigosh 15
The cleaning lady must love her job lol
Da_Bauss435 8
So does mine. My mom makes me do the same thing
micahsmommy 13
My mom made us do that before. We had to straighten up before the cleaning people get there or she wouldn't let them clean our rooms. Granted we only had people come clean maybe four times and then realized it was a waste of money if we were going to clean first.
kikiwi_fml 9
My mom is the same way.
mama2b3 20
^Mine too. I guess she's not the only one after all.
lolmigosh 15
That happened in diary of a wimpy kid
JaysFanStu 3
It took four times to realize it was a waste?
disco2466 8
your mum is a waste of air
BeccaHugs 17
That's just rude.
Roevera 14
It's actually more common than you think. My mom cleans and it the exact same thing. People clean for the cleaning lady cause they don't eat anyone to see their gross habits
Awsumuzzie 12
Cannibalism is a strange topic, please keep going.
Roevera 14
Haha! My bad. *want*. Darn autocorrect! :P
sshelbyy11 6
My mom used to make me tidy up my room for our cleaning lady. It's like mom, wtf?