Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
razorbacklove 8
This FML seems familiar... Sorry OP ask her if it's 'cheating' when you sleep around with other girls.
Katango18 5
Hey. ;)
fuzz97 23
Bro, if you knew any less about ******** I would assume that you were raised in complete isolation from the rest of society where no knowledge about sex ever penetrated your brain.
Sanch101 7
Watch Clerks.
diesel1226 0
37!?
floopyflooper 2
37 was taken by a comment on someone else's comment
diesel1226 0
Sorry, I don't always read all of the comments on every comment. I retract the above post.
Duderonics 2
R u sure
emilyjgraham 34
i don't know if i'm the only one but when giving my boyfriend a ******** i'm in full control of my mouth and don't 'accidentally bite' him... also, people don't tend to give them (unless you're deseperate) unless the penis is clean.. i know i don't! I know people are entitled to their own opinions but the biting the penis this was a little over the top...
mikepattonfan 0
What a ****... I feel for you man, that really sux... I'm sure you will find another woman who can be faithful to you
Bullheard 0
dude shes dumb
nikepatch 5
I think you mean your ex-girlfriend.
mikepattonfan 0
You only bite it if youre doing it wrong. And u have never heard of anyone experiencing infection from a good ol' BJ
TSN619 7
33- First off, if a woman bites a man's penis unless she bites it ridiculously hard it's not gonna stop him from having kids. Secondly, if a woman doesn't want pubes in her mouth then the guy shaves his junk. If she doesn't want semen in her mouth then she takes it out before he gets off. Lastly, what world do you live in where a normal ******* is painful for the man?