Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (306)
burnz34 1
That sucks man but now you go get with any girl you want!!! Just make sure she isn't sucking anyone's dick first
iloveweed69 7
Dump her ass
bugmenotmofo 34
Still your girlfriend?
heyred 11
He's both idiot and troll. This ridiculous thread has convinced me to disregard ALL if his further posts. He's probably 10.
RyNo24 4
Says you...
thatsvintage 6
Benabus - Dude, honestly, I would have stopped commenting after your first reply. What you're saying is a complete and total exaggeration of the subject at hand and seeing as though you are clearly inexperienced on the matter, I'm wondering where you get off preaching your mumbo-jumbo. Oral sex is something intimate and not nearly as disgusting as you make it out to be. I don't know what sites you've been reading but clearly you've proven yourself to be one of those gullible jockeys who will believe anything as long as it sounds right. I don't know about anyone else here but during the act, I have complete control of my mouth and not once have I ever bitten my bf. As for the whole semen thing, if you truly think it's disgusting, there is such a thing as flavored condoms.
Marcelb 17
Seriously, many previous comments made me think you were trolling, but this comment is proof of it as far as I'm concerned. For someone who's correcting others on typo's rather than actual (intentional) faults in grammar, and call them idiots for it, you really are more of an idiot yourself if you didn't know what was meant by "cum" instead of come. Therefore, you must be trolling imo.
thunter2000 2
At least she could never refuse to blow you!
russfml 31
If she does not understand that's cheating, she has some serious ethic problems lol fyl buddy..
shannonag 0
Lol