Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
jazziness 12
yeah that's what I was thinking YDI
NickK49 0
Are you stupid? Why should you give a shit? Men are the ones allowed to cheat
Skittlesbaby 7
you actually believe that he doesn't get it? he's taking advantage of the fact that he keeps getting away with it by acting dumb! leave him!
ImaginaryFoe 1
It doesn't say he actually cheated, just that she had to explain cheating to him.
premiermois 5
OP is the true moron. Obviously he understands, he's just been cheating and is too dumb to try and cover it up other than playing like he doesn't know. OP, you two deserve each other. Idiots.
croso88 5
I think he knows it's cheating he is just acting dumb so he can keep doing it and not feel guilty
scrambles_49 0
yeah!
towelie892 5
The same goes for you too. You should have said "others'", not "other's".
Miss_Represented 0
you didn't leave him when he didn't get it after day 1 why??
ItsJustMe1616 26
@134.. What exactly were you attempting to articulate? Lol or what message were trying to get across I guess is what I should say lol
zefronke8 25
It's not that he's cheating multiple times, OP is just saying that they had to EXPLAIN again that sleeping with another person is cheating. It doesn't necessarily mean that he did, although it's likely.
refticon 32
after 5 years I have to add: you're*
kenyrabit 25
Yes!!! You know what, OP? The only constant is you.
AlchemistEd 12
to be fair: it says explain, doesn't say he has. it says sleeping, not having sex with (possibility that it's referring to sleeping in same bed. actually encountered that from an ex) having sex with someone else isn't cheating (to my and my girlfriends mind, and quite a lot of people) if it's agreed about beforehand. if you have an open relationship, it's not cheating. (it might be to you, doesn't mean it isn't to others, if it is for you: good for you. other people have a different opinion.) so where is the FML? there's not enough info here
fjretsel 1
sleep with another guy and tell him. he may get it then.
Miss_Kammy 3
^ win!
virkelig 0
yes, win!!
Corazon294 1
super win!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
sourgirl101 29
I'm curious too. I've heard couples having different views on what's considered cheating as far as- Checking another person out to talking/flirting with someone else but never sleeping with them. What is cheating to him, if it's not sex with someone other than you?
tepovre 18
he probably sees it as having a relationship with or loving another person at the same time
sweet_candy_ 17
Why do you want to put up with that op?
bariforlife 0
exactly why would you OP it doesnt make sense unless ur a complete idiot
paleontology 2
I understand why she did, I've gone through the same thing with my boyfriend. We were together for 3 years when he admitted to cheating on me twice. I didn't leave him right away because I loved him and thought he was sincere in his apology and able to change. But then I caught him doing it a third time. You can imagine how hard it is leaving someone that you love, and how much you want to believe that it's not over yet, that they can change. So you believe them.... it's a vicious cycle that's hard to break. The guy keeps cheating and you keep forgiving. It doesn't pertain directly to the FML but I get why it's hard to "just leave" when you discover that your partner has cheated on you. ANYWAY, I just broke up with my boyfriend yesterday so I wanted share.
wisericky 12
put a shock collar on his dick.
omiiitsamberx3 0
haha
ItsJustMe1616 26
Damn. Well that escalated quickly...
Chucknorris1463 0
so if i sleep with my sister dont do nothing im cheating......
wisericky 12
thats called playing doctor ;)
aandra 1
I guess he ment sleeping as 'being asleep' in one bed.
sematariux 7
OP are you ******' retarded? you actually believe this is an FML and actually believe he doesn't know what's wrong with it? he's playin stupid but apparently so are you YDI
takemewithy0u 0
Uh... dump him? Duh!
DjeePee 25
I don't say it often, but if you're looking to a decent, stable, loving, monogamous relationship, you should dump him.
amerwin 3
It's not cheating if you rub peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off... because it's your dog!
UpsidedownKayak 9
Sounds like OP needs to go on a "Roadtrip".
limeyellow666 0
I must be psychic or something because as soon as I saw that it screamed "I've been single wayyyyy to long" at me.
jdude2913 0
lol