Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I got home from work a little late due to bad traffic. My wife kissed me, then flew into a rage and swore that I had the taste of penis on my lips, accusing me of cheating on her with a guy. Apparently she got this insane "test your man" idea from some Cosmo-type magazine. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
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Top comments
Emma Marshall 19
Did he do it or was he just wondering?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Husband: "Are you sure? I mean it's basically like getting head from myself, and I don't see how that's cheating." OP: "I married an idiot." Everyone else: "Yep."
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Comments (18)
Emma Marshall 19
Did he do it or was he just wondering?
Jerry Leberer 12
guessing she caught him
Jerry Leberer 12
smh
sunnyray812 42
Keep in mind that he PROBABLY already did it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Husband: "Are you sure? I mean it's basically like getting head from myself, and I don't see how that's cheating." OP: "I married an idiot." Everyone else: "Yep."
RichardPencil 32
It’s ok if he paid for it. At least it’s not cheating, but might be an unauthorized expenditure from the family budget.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Seriously?
RichardPencil 32
You should know better. Am I ever serious?
Dave_Davington 34
This is why separate finances are the way to go.
UndecidedSpark 7
dwl...that's some way of looking at it. That's not in budget
TumblrweedPasses 11
He might've just said that to get a reaction, no way is someone that hollow headed
BurnInDemonFire 39
Have you ever encountered another human before?
Takegami 22
Gg no re
OneWhoKnows 5
What is it waits gay married men!! Stop wasting women’s lives you idiots ! Women are people it to be used for your benefit
anonurmom 12
What about a ******* from a sex robot is that cheating?
shannon2348 14
I think the fact that your husband wants a ******** from a man is even more of an issue.