Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Il_Maestro 6
I recommend not dating a hooker.
thebeautybleeds 17
You might want to get tested...
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Comments (146)
matthewkato 5
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robertlovespi 3
Congrats. *slow clap*
Il_Maestro 6
Studies show comments like these correlate directly with not getting laid tonight.
Il_Maestro 6
I recommend not dating a hooker.
nublets 12
You dont say? (.jpeg)
epicwaffles 7
I mean come on, i bet you never even got a share of that cash.
nublets 12
Im sorry 2 perhaps i should have used that for the next person down >.> would have been much more appropriate i think..
epicwaffles 7
Its okay, the response you chose for #3 was much better :) i lol'd
nublets 12
At least i redeemed a bad comment with a good one. Peace and order have been restored!
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
What a.... "*****!" Bum Dum tsss!! :D Get it guys? Cuz she's cheating and she.... Is .... Nevermind.
Il_Maestro 6
No worries! Not a downvote was cast that day.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Actually there's nothing wrong with dating a sex worker, or with sex work itself, although were I in OP's shoes, I'd be angry with her that she wasn't more up-front with me about what she was doing to earn money. I'd also need to have a conversation with her about what she was doing in terms of STD protection. I'd also be worried about her physical safety, since sex workers are often the victims of violence, and I'd be worried about the possibility of her getting arrested, since sex work is illegal in 49 of 50 U.S. states.
ohSNAPyall 27
62 It sounds like there are a few things wrong with this scenario, including the fact that there is a roughly 98% chance that OP's girlfriend doesn't live in a place where sex work is legal / regulated / better protected.
spekledworf 18
62 are you cool with dating drug dealers amd gangbangers too? As long as they're careful 'bout not getting caught, right?
yo_bro_hoe 5
So if she got raped... Would it be shop lifting?
theskaven 2
You nailed it, not sure why you received so many negative comments. I know several sex workers. It also takes an emotional toll on them. But I say go for it...!
NoOneCaresReally 8
So... Your girlfriend is a prostitute?
epicwaffles 7
No, she's a used car dealer.
nublets 12
Both deal with sad unwanted things.. Or desperate teenagers.
MysticKnight 3
Poker face (.jpeg)
Wolvander88 19
Ho..Ho..Ho...
DogsPaw 16
Where's Santa!?
skoob1 12
No, she is a hot dog seller. (news reference)
thebeautybleeds 17
You might want to get tested...
uJelly24 1
And then dump that hooker!
Heinousness 0
*****. Hooker. ****. Just a few words I'd call that bitch.
iloveryan052710 8
Well that's different. Still considered cheating though. But at least she isn't making you pay for it.
dougiewhale 6
Everyone pays for it in one way or another
ss_20_xx 14
^True that.
fat_snooki_lol 6
Brilliant effort, 1. Massive skill there. OP: Mate, if that wasn't a topic that was discussed and agreed, it's definitely a deal breaker. F her life from here on.
Il_Maestro 6
Studies show comments that read "First!" correlate directly with not getting laid. Thank you, mods, for sparing us his comment.
bsmith9942 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Um... Didn't you notice the extra cash?
Phr0zen 11
Did you date someone who does tricks?
Eorlas 31
Get rid of her and get tested. You deserve better and you should also make sure that you're not infected with something bad. Even if you don't show symptoms you could still have something you don't know about. I'm not trying to freak you out; just making sure you cover your avenues. No pun intended.
therealslim 15
It's cool, I didn't detect a pun anyway
XtraEzeee 8
Cover your avenues? Like a hooker covering streets? A weak pun, but a pun..
supimnyancat 9
***** logic.