Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Top comments
Sinshine 28
"Yet again"? Why are you still with him? At this point, this is a YDI.
hello830 6
He knows what he’s doing.
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Comments (35)
RichardPencil 32
It’s not cheating if you don’t know it’s cheating. Is he really your boyfriend or just some dude you’re banging?
acmariner99 25
Time to go then
MidnaLink 35
What could his logic POSSIBLY be in this type of scenario.
bogolopian 12
As you're still there, I think he is trying to wear you down.
hello830 6
He knows what he’s doing.
Sinshine 28
"Yet again"? Why are you still with him? At this point, this is a YDI.
jbuckets_404 39
Yes, "yet again" as in explaining for the the 3rd day in a row that he IS actually cheating, not that he's cheated before.
Sinshine 28
No really? Who would have thought! Obviously the post is meant to say it's her fault because she lets it happen over and over.
trevorino 5
why is he still your boyfriend???
RichardPencil 32
I know, right! My wife, Salma Hayek, keeps cheating on me with her “husband.” She just won’t stop! Grrr!
tounces7 28
You realize, at some point this shit is on you, right? The fact that you're being gullible enough to fall for his bullshit and staying with him? You know what they say, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
lowshadows 21
it's only cheating if he calls you his girlfriend, are you?