Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Doing my part
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Too much of a good thing
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Two rooms, two atmospheres
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
The blame game
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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thrillhouse100 0
ouw that sucks
rllrgrl 0
food poisioning sucks!
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thrillhouse100 0
ouw that sucks
Littlemuffinbox 6
Food poisoning is the worst ><
Ali_Br_fml 33
it sure is. I had it b4. op, did you get food poisoning from the same food that got you sick in the first place, because if so, ydi...
kybabyy 4
She had the flu the first time, not food poisoning..
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
wow fyl
StoryOfTheYear 15
#1=worlds most creative person
jade567 0
your point is #29?
rawrcupcakesz 0
agree with 1 lol I haven't have any food poisioning.
Nylecroc 0
you coulda had a V8
jade567 0
:] rawr, I think you're the only reason I joined fml! haha I think you're pretty cool! :]
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ *cough* *suck-up* *cough*
kybabyy 4
I was replying to Ali, who said she deserved it if she ate the same food that got her sick in the first place. Try reading before you try to make smartass remarks, kay? =3
jade567 0
stfu! that's not nice to say story of the year.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Truth hurts and telling me to stfu isn't going to stop me anytime soon I was joking anyways
jade567 0
well you aren't very nice are you? now why don't you show me where that comment is that says OP deserves it because I do not see it at all. *cough* *bitch* *cough* and thanks for calling me a dick... I'm a girl.
jade567 0
well if I know youre joking, then you're off the hook. :] the 'stfu' was uncalled for wasn't it?? ilafp!!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Not nice- on occasion Saying OP deserved it- When was this?? Calling me a bitch- Im male, and not a dog Calling you a dick- wait? what?
jade567 0
mmkay nvm I found the comment after it appeared when I exited the app and came back to it.
rawrcupcakesz 0
I am a stuckup?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Do you know I'm joking though? 0_0 Indeed it was uncalled for, but I've done, and been called, worse It's cool
jade567 0
lol sorry not u, #47 is who I was talking to.
sammiller4 3
yalls convo made me lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
no rawr xD I was joking and calling jade a "suck up" not stuck up
sUpRaNaTuRaLVIII 0
I hate it when you guys fight :( rawrgasm :)
jade567 0
haha well yay! lol
tencentsakiss 19
yea 61 me too. I'm very entertained. there's nothing good on tv right now
sammiller4 3
there never is. I was debating on watching resident evil to cure this boredom
StoryOfTheYear 15
Glad I could be of assistance I do tend to starts quarrels on fml don't I?
jade567 0
59- for future reference, make sure your sarcasm is clear to understand. :]
tencentsakiss 19
I should probably sleep. I wanna get up early to play with the newborn baby pony at my barn but I am captivated
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol-ed at the mods sense of humor in comment 55
jade567 0
aww I love ponys!!!! haha I have a picture with a pony from a petting zoo/ game farm I went to. it was a nice pony.
kybabyy 4
Who called you a dick? I'm a bitch for being right? Kay. Whatever. I'm pretty sure you're the one who isn't very nice. Hi Loren!
tencentsakiss 19
haha I didn't even know they could change conments
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah I got to do some stuff to get my license tmrw, er.. today, at 12, and here I am
jade567 0
yeah wtf does ilafp mean!? I keep seeing it!!! >:/
sammiller4 3
well I was asleep then ppl decided to text and call me so now I can't sleep
tencentsakiss 19
he's so cute. his legs are still all rubbery. I wanna breed my horse but she's too old :(
jade567 0
77- I'm tired and don't want to argue, so I'm not going to talk to u. :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
Hi ky! Lose your iPod? or just that app annoying the heck outta you?
jade567 0
awww. u should take a picture of him and make it your fml picture! I'd love to see him! :)
tencentsakiss 19
it's 4am already wow. I feel so sleep deprived. I was out at bars all night last night celebrating being finished finals. being 22 is hard work.
kybabyy 4
How will my life go on if you don't want to talk to me? D= Oh noes. I still have it. The app just makes me angry =/ It takes 438294 years to update!
jade567 0
aww sorry #81. I hate it when that happens. I usually turn my phone off after one text/call.
StoryOfTheYear 15
hmm it only takes 40573 years for me I must be lucky you gotta get an msn or aim so we can stop putting out own convo's into the comments here and annoying the mods
sammiller4 3
I didn't have finals cause I didn't go to college this semester xD
kybabyy 4
Ahh I'll try to download msn. When are they making the forum? I haven't used msn in like, two years!
sammiller4 3
I would but my fiancé works nights and he calls me when he gets the chance
StoryOfTheYear 15
Don't complain about it on here rawr, the mods will smack that account too Lots of experience talking here
sammiller4 3
why did you get banned
tencentsakiss 19
I'm curious as to how you get banned from here as well. I would like to avoid it
StoryOfTheYear 15
and, wallah Dissapearing act How'd I see that coming? Well, I'm off for the night gnite all, time to stop frustrating the mods with our mindless banter :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
98- consistently making demeaning comments about other people is one of the biggest ways to get banned, and also one of the easiest to avoid, as I have learned
tencentsakiss 19
ok that sounds reasonable. it's nice someone is discouraging me from distracting myself from sleep
kybabyy 4
Loren check your messages
RaIeigh 0
#41 - Where the hell does everyone get that from?? I'm really quite curious because I see a lot of people post that..
RaIeigh 0
#105 - Yah, I mean I know what a V8 is but maybe that saying came from a commercial? I don't know, I don't watch much tv hah..
RaIeigh 0
Google away then (: Let me know if I was right. Edit: Oh, so it was from a commercial? How lame :/ I feel smarter for knowing now though >:]
RaIeigh 0
Yah I'm pretty beast at the guessing game (: You get kudos for actually looking it up and not being lazy like me :P. Sooo *high five*
RaIeigh 0
Gahh, it's 4am here too :/ But I have a mild case of insomnia so I usually don't get to bed till about 5 or so anyway :].. Which is kinda lame in this case because I have to be up in less than 4 hours.
jade567 0
90- he's adorable!!! :]
RaIeigh 0
Because it's my sister's graduation in the morning. I have to be up by at least 8 to get ready cause it takes me forever, haha (: I had my finals about 3 or so weeks ago, and I'm so glad they're over and done with. Been on summer vacation since then. It seems you've thrown you're sleeping patterns off with all that staying up late :P. You just have to force yourself to sleep in those cases lol. I'm in Texas for now, but I won't be here anymore when August comes around.
babyvt 0
Thanks captain obvious.
RaIeigh 0
Ahah, I do the same thing! I used to stay up all night and then sleep most of the day away because I used to work in the afternoons, but now my hours got switched to morning shifts :( Lol, damn you might need to invest in some nyquil. Just saying (: I'm transferring to NY for uni also. I go to uni in Houston right now, but I'm being offered a job up there so I'm taking it :]. Plus I was born in NY so it's kinda like going back home for me.
RaIeigh 0
I'm from the city also. I was born and partially raised in Manhattan, so I can understand where you're coming from when you say the traffic scares you haha. Nyquil is so beast, lol. It works wonders :P. So, what have you been up to on your summer vacation? But wait, don't reply on here because I'm falling asleep on my keyboard :3 If you ever get on the site and not the app, drop me a message and let me know. Goodnight (:
tencentsakiss 19
Raleigh: v8 had a tv ad campaign where people would have something bad happen to them or something and someone would facepalm them and say "you could have had a v8". they're not that prevalent anymore. I don't think v8 really has commercials anymore
tencentsakiss 19
nevermind you already looked it up. :]
Galex7471 4
I'm not even so sure that she has food poisoning now.. If she hasn't eaten solid food in over a week, she probably should've stayed home and stuck to more simple foods like toast. The food was probably way too rich for her stomach to handle after not eating solid foods for a week.
AgeOfAquariusss 7
#41 LMAO *thumbs up*
baby_gurly 0
dinner to celebrate getting over the flu ? wtf.
AbnormalAshley 0
I got food poisoning on the day I got to the bahamas on my vacation and I was stuck in the bathroom while my parents had fun. it sucked FYL OP
Sgrocks 5
youch tht sucks dnt they mak u drink hot water or something In da hospital to mak u vomit the food??damn tht sucks.speocally to me I hat te common stomache virus
tencentsakiss 19
145, I honestly understand like a fifth of what you just said..
Lone_Wolf_099 5
And making a little face after being a bitch doesnt make it fun ():3 so just explain next time without insulting.
rllrgrl 0
food poisioning sucks!
sammiller4 3
food poisoning does suck! I had gotten food poisoning on my vacation
SuCkMyGlOcK 0
hell yeah it does. I remember having it and taking medicine for it but the medicine wouldn't kick in fast enough before I would throw it back up. fyl
JassyJas 2
that blows.
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
haha win!
teentee401 37
Blows chunks, that is.
krazykiya12095 0
im sorry fyl
wreckem881 0
****
Talented1_fml 0
Real unlucky! I hope it wasn't your fault and this could be a crap fml like many of the ones I have read lately.... I walked into a room and didn't turn the light on tripped on a chair and broke my leg... or I didn't **** my bf for months because I was punishing him and he ****** another girl!! Really hate idiots that deserved it but winge on fml!!
Jasmine09 0
The irony
JesseJaymz 0
IT WAS MUDD BUTT!!!!!!!!
LilAfo 4
and u know that how?
tencentsakiss 19
at least food poisoning is short lived.. generally
xFaust_fml 12
Yeaj, generally. It lasted two weeks for me. Well the puking and fever only two days, but i couldn't eat much and felt like i was going to die for two weeks. Hope it's not the case for OP though. Love your picture 10!
tencentsakiss 19
aww that sucks :( my picture is the newborn at the barn I keep my horse. he's so bad but soo so cute
zenti 2
Celebrating getting over the stomach flu? What?
Ucla_cupcake 0
That's some bad luck OP. Get well soon. Oh! Where in CA did this happen? I don't want to go to that place. :p
FoxRacerGirl7 7
Sue! haha