Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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neurorot 0
Koalafrau: ...Seriously? Obviously women's urine and babies can't come from the same place (eww, it's bad enough the baby is covered in that nasty whatever at birth, who wants it covered in mummy's urine, too?) - you'd think it'd just be common sense. D: Women's anatomy is a little different from men's! OP, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh. Hopefully he isn't grossed out - anytime someone goes down on a man's junk, they're going down on their "pee hole" (...lol) too. Sorry your mood got ruined. :P
Karnezar 2
I'm 14 year old virgin, and I don't know much about the ****** either >.> All I know is that theres 2 holes, one for pee, one for blood. Which one does the penis go into? I dunno..
ambisaurus 0
wow, i thought i was the only one to call it pee hole :)
Dave350 0
This is equivalent to a woman saying (with a frown) "There's balls in this sack!" The point is try PAYING ATTENTION!!! It means something to the other person.
Koalafrau_fml 0
#106 : The hole for blood is the hole for the babies and you penis. The "pee hole" is hard to see (I've never seen mine though looking for it) and much to narrow for any penis!!!!
miso1337 0
hey, when i heard there was 2 holes in there it like blew my mind guys don't take the time to think about stuff like that lol but after u find out its kinda obvious, its just u dont go around thinking "gee i wonder if women piss and have babies through the same hole!"
dammn 0
HAAAAAAAAA LOL HOW OLD IS THIS GUY ?
Cerataphora 0
I've heard girls ages 14-17 not know there was two holes, I sure as hell don't expect a guy to know
makjon86 0
Ladies, do you seriously sit around studying guy's plumbing? I didn't think so. He's a funny kid though.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Bahahaha. Funny. That's exactly the kind of thing I would say, except that I'm a straight girl. But boy did my boyfriend and I do a lot of learning in the last few months.