Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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Comments (235)
RandomFool 5
Wow.
mon_e_mons 0
lololol thats awesome. how's that an FML? thats just funny. give him some slack
jessssxo 0
LMFAO thats phenom.
BrainDoc 0
Urethra FTW!
lolololcheese 0
thats really just the funniest thing I've ever heard. funniest FML I've read most definitely. haha, wow.
ijkl0marissa 0
yoiu should have been "and I see an asshole!"
nesj 0
#130 hahahaha And ladies, please understand your lady parts can be very confusing. I didn't see the lady pee hole til years after I lost my virginity. They kinda hide, especially if you're not really looking for it. And then when they pop out, it's a lot bigger than you'd expect. Give the guy a break! XD
lovethiz 0
wow two words: dump him
Bubbly15 0
The real question is... What was he looking for?....
Crummie 0
lmaooooo awesome.