Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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thebigslim 13
Ironically enough, my girlfriend told me the other day that the next time I go down on her, she wants me to find her pee hole for her cause she doesnt know where it is.
Misha_fml 0
Anatomy class 1 on 1
SexyRexi 0
I agree with #100 this may not have ruined the OPs life but I'm fairly damn certain it killed the mood. I mean FMLs are meant to have some humor in them. Give the girl a break she was just trying to give us a life. ^__________________^ And boy did it ever work lmao. Now OP this means vengeance.... You're going to have to do something to seriously kill the mood for him next time xD Make sure to be creative though because he's all ready used the "pee hole" line so you're gonna have to try something all fresh and new... Have fun :3
wildchild69 0
Maybe he should investigate that area a bit more....
_i_love_him_91 0
ok so terrable but i could see my bf do it and he is 19! lol, but he would do it just to kill the moment, and we would both laugh our asses off about it :)
oooshiny 0
ohhhh lolerskates
Devonta2008 0
this guy is a tool! That the only way to explane it crazy he even got that fair ma
luvitmore1111_fml 0
Nice job Captain observant! poor kid
sweetbaker 0
That happened to me too! Only the sad part is he thought the pee hole was inside the ******... he was 25 years old when this happened.
oulala_fml 0
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. funniest one i've read in a whileeeee! hahaha